And I won't back down.

I want to say, baby.

There ain't no easy way out.

Hey, everybody, thanks so much for joining us right here on the Right View.

Tonight we are joined by comedian, actor, and host of Brad Stein has issues. Brad Stein. Brad, do you have issues? Tell us what's going on with that.

Well, I do have issues, but I was wondering if you could find me a preemptive pardon.

Oh. Well, here's the thing. My name's not Joe Biden, so I can't give you a preemptive pardon.

Well, I thought you might know somebody that has some

influence because I used to think pardons were wonderful. You screw up. Somebody let you off the hook.

I didn't know there was a magic pardon where you get forgiven for stuff. You didn't even do.

I haven't even done yet. You haven't even considered doing yet. It's like imagine you had that ability.

Like you knew you could just go out and do anything and there'd be no consequences.

I can't see a problem with that, Brad.

What do you think?

It's like a prescient pardon.

It's like you are a prophet that sees ahead and says, I know you're innocent.

I know you're a good guy, but I'm going to give you this, get out of Jill Free Cardi. Anyways, it was with my mouth and what I've said over my career, I could have used a few of those in my past. But hey, we're here now and things are moving forward. So good to be with you. Well, thank you. You know, we were just talking before we started the show about how impressive

the rate of things happening in this current administration. And the new administration with Donald

Trump at the top, things were just like lightning speed. And I was saying that I feel like it reminds me of

my kids when they've been restrained

somehow, like they've been in school all day or even like on an airplane or something. And then

they have the ability to move and they just go nuts. And you had a great analogy as well.

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