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Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Lara Logan TELLS ALL: Dark Elitist Secrets They DON’T Want You To Know | Guest: Lara Logan | Ep 299

Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaffer

Elijah Schaffer

News Commentary, Conservative, Slightly, News, Elijah, Society & Culture, Comedy, Entertainment, Facts, Channel, Schaffer, Offensive, Politics, Funny

4.94.8K Ratings

🗓️ 6 December 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

While Elijah is stranded is Australia, today's show answers...

Who is really trying to control us? What do they do behind closed doors? Why do you keep ignoring the signs? Former 60 Minutes host, Laura Logan, joins to expose the insanity behind the Balenciaga scandal and give more information on the child-s*x trafficking epidemic that is taking place in this country.
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0:00.0

Welcome back to Slightly Offensive. It's the best worst show on the internet. And obviously,

0:15.2

as you can see around me, I am not in my home studio. In fact, I'm not even sure this episode

0:20.8

was able to be released because I'm setting this footage compressed on a satellite phone.

0:26.0

I'm going to you up, Dorian. That's Dorian, the male chicken who has decided that he's going to

0:33.8

freak out right when I started recording. I've got the bugs around me. I have flies the size of my

0:39.2

hand landing on me. And yes, right over there is where I'm currently using the restroom. This is a

0:45.0

outhouse that has no door on it. I did not expect this trip to go as it did, but I'm still making

0:51.6

content for you guys because that's what we do. In fact, not only did I travel over three days and

0:55.7

40 hours to come into God for Sakin, the middle of nowhere, to have to deal with Dorian who has no

1:01.2

respect for YouTube or podcasting and thinks that he can cook and chew all that he wants on this

1:07.4

planet Earth. I'm sorry, sir. Welcome to the best worst show. The sound quality is the worst in a

1:12.0

world, apparently. But I was going to be able to do my podcast regularly and talk to you guys.

1:18.6

But the airlines lost all my luggage with nearly $40,000 in equipment in it. So that's really awesome.

1:26.7

I'm really having a good time. But we do have a great show for you today. I'm going to lie to

1:30.1

shave for I'm your top 17 host. Instead of confetti of color today, we have trees that are green.

1:35.4

And if you wondered if this is fake, no, this is real. I swear I'm about to rip that chicken's head off.

1:41.9

I'm going to rip Dorian's head off that little shit. It's clocking thinks his life is good. He's

1:46.7

walking out the hands, bro. I'm going to eat you in like 30 minutes if you don't chill. Anyway,

1:53.2

I have Laura Logan, you know, used to be the host of 60 minutes. She's an amazing journalist.

1:57.5

It's when we talk about some of the developments of what's going on with the elite spirit cooking

2:01.5

baby eating, all of the madness, something that I pre-recorded before I came on this trip.

2:06.2

But this is the dedication that I have for you guys. So don't forget to support the

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