Hello there and welcome back to another episode of unlicensed therapy with me

Ari Manis you might think oh he only has five different shirts yeah I have five

favorite shirts I've had this shirt for years I wear it all the time I wore it in

the last intro because I made that intro yesterday and I'm not around people

so I'm wearing the same

shirt two days in a row do something about it F you today we have an amazing guest she's so

funny her name's Laura Bites if you're not familiar with her here is a little clip of her

stand-up I have done things for my appearance since living here that I could never have imagined

in my wildest nightmares living back in the Midwest.

I paid an Armenian woman. I gave my money to her.

To burn the hair off of my asshole with a laser beam.

That's something you don't see a whole lot in Wisconsin.

There, you keep your ass hair. that's for survival. You need that.

The more the better, come winter, honestly.

If you don't want yours, I'll take yours. I'm trying to survive.

Otherwise, you have to put a mitt in your butt crack or something. I don't know what you do.

You wouldn't just go out into the elements like that, though.

But no, not here.

You're a fucking loser if you got ass hair.

So I went to this lady's place.

I don't know what you... an office, I guess.

Went to the ass hair office and

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