The Lops'Ops Entertainment Group presents The Lops'Aps Fan 2018 Christmas Special, A Laps Home Alone, featuring Laps Stone

Coles Steve Austin as Kevin McAllister, lapsed Pat Patterson as Marve Merchants, and lapsed

Vince McMahon as Harry Line. Chicago 1990, a big old three-story brick house in a small Chicago suburb, three days before Christmas.

There are lights and Christmas decorations on the house and the surrounding houses.

Inside the house, a uniform police officer is standing there.

Middle-aged and Panchi, he's standing alone trying to catch the attention of passing adults and children who cross the foyer go up and down the

stairs and in and out of the house carrying clothing luggage taller, and wrapped Christmas gifts.

Someone talk to me please.

Jesus Christ!

Inside the master bedroom,

Kate McAllister is talking on the phone and packing a suitcase.

I'm not going to France so I can spend the holidays on the phone. Jesus Christ.

Hey mom, Uncle Frank won't let me watch the damn movie but the big kids can what the

fuck why can't I huh what? You know Kevin I can't I I am on the phone. Jesus. This is bullshit. I need to drink. I need to pack a bottle of vodka.

It's not even rated R. For God's sake, I mean he's just being a damn jerk on a 20 by 20 foot.

Oh, Jesus.

If Uncle Frank says no, then it must be really fucking bad.

Kevin flops down on the bed.

Hey, get off, Kevin, get off, I'm on the phone, get off the damn bed.

Get out of here.

Fuck!

Hang up the day I'm flown make me, why don't you?

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