Lap Dog

The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2020

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

Fresh off the debut of his hit new Youtube show about a 40-year-old sitcom, Blind Mike has the state police called on him for a second time this week. Intern Justin comes up big with some behind the scenes footage. Dave Portnoy told his employees to quit if they think he's racist and now Trill Withers, cohost of the Mickstape podcast, has quit (0:30:00). Kirk responds to his old sidekick Gerry Callahan's harsh words about the Minifans (0:43:00). Boston Globe columnist Shirley Leung says the most important qualification for judge appointments is skin color (1:13:00). Steve is concerned about ANTIFA terrorist attacks in Saco.

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0:00.0	Hey KirkmanHan Show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:04.8	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.9	I don't mean to make this an ongoing story, but your bathroom habits, but...
0:12.7	Are you the one who just did a number two in that room?
0:15.4	No, I'm being shamed again for my...
0:17.8	You shit this morning? Yes, I just went into that shit.
0:20.0	Fucking hell, I wasn't threw up in there.
0:22.0	That is sobering.
0:23.2	Oh my god.
0:24.0	What are you sh- what are you shitting here for?
0:26.4	And he's the one I remember when we were moving in here.
0:29.2	He said, obviously no one's gonna shit in here.
0:31.1	It's gonna be a piss-only bathroom.
0:32.4	Sometimes you have to take a dump.
0:33.6	You don't get to take a dump?
0:34.4	Sometimes you have to take a dump.
0:36.0	Don't get dumped.
0:36.8	First of all, you're here early.
0:38.6	So what?
0:39.4	It doesn't matter.
0:40.6	What's that? What's up?
0:41.4	What if do with anything?
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