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johnny law and here uh with us we have lankston kerman yeah the very very funny comedian yeah um just recently did my podcast, and I had such a good time with him. And he's also very available. He's got nothing but time. Buddy, you could have changed the state three times. I'd have shown up. It's also two small children, too. When you've got little kids, it's like, oh, really?

Do you need me to come somewhere and, you know? They mean nothing to me.

I'm here.

I'm here for you and you alone. No, I mean you need to get away from them. That's what I meant. Absolutely. Yeah, you take any excuse. So how are you doing? I'm good. I, you told me we're doing cop stories and I, I feel ashamed to not have, uh, not have great cop banter.

Yeah. I did. You told me we're doing cop stories and I feel ashamed to not have not have great cop banter.

Yeah, well, it happens. I mean, you know, it's it really does hurt your credentials.

It ain't great. It ain't great. It's not good for the brand, I'd say.

You could have gone out last night and gotten, you know, fucked with somehow. Just got roughed up by a me. Yeah, yeah, I just walked around, you know, like a fancy neighborhood, jump some gated community gates. It turns out the LAPD has been nice to me is the position I'm taking, and that's not, that's not a good. Oh, yeah, yeah, that isn't good.

Yeah, no, I don't really, the only ones I ever had, I only have like really one when I was home from college and I went to visit a friend of mine in the city and driving back, I was, I had my mom's car and, uh, I was, I had my mom's car and, uh, she'd transferred the plates from her previous car and they put the sticker plate on the front.

Uh, and in, uh, I think it was Berwyn, Illinois.

Okay.

Which is like a little collar community. Oh, I know, Berwyn. Yeah, Berwyn. Just a fucking asshole cop. Like, just... Made a big deal about the same. Yeah, I'm like, you know, like, when he gave me my license back, like, threw it at me. Oh, shit. Yeah, just talk shit. Like, like, from the get go. Whoa. It was like, you know, you got no plates. You know, your plates are expired. There's no sticker on your plates. And I was like, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. But you did. I did. Yeah. And all of this is logical. Yeah. And then he got, because he went and raidered it in and then figured it out and then came back and was just seemed to be extra mad too that he didn't get to

He probably wanted to be able to rough you up to give me a ticket or something and I just was like and it it's so frustrating because

I mean like I got to tell anybody but it is like you, like, they just have leverage on you. Like, it really does take something to... Well, it's a job that shouldn't exist. You know what I mean? Like, it's completely made up. I don't know about that. I don't know about that, you know? I mean, it is kind of like somebody's got it. Like, when somebody breaks into your house, there should be somebody to call.

I think so, but I don't necessarily know that the person that you call should necessarily be the same type of authority that enforces parking and traffic.

Like, it's a little too much of a all encompassing position which means that it

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