So I'm drenched. I'm soaked. I'm like soggy, sopping wet. I am a puddle in there. And I'm sweating so hard that I'm throwing up from the sweat. Like I'm drinking the sweat and I'm throwing the sweat up. And it's just water really too.

But still very nasty. And I'm getting at this point hit with just a lot of hockey pucks, like so many are hitting me in the ass and the stomach. And just really knocking knocking my happy meal ass up and down the ice. Right. And I and he will say like how okay, it's hitting you in the ass and the stomach like both at the same time, both kinds the way your. But it's kind of like shaped is that. Yeah.

It doesn't like protrude out behind you that far. No, no, no, but there is a little of a bubble effect like kind of on each side. So you can see your butt from the front. It kind of goes up and around. It's like, what am I thinking of that it's like sort of like a diagonal wing. You know what I mean? It's like coming off the hip. So it's anyway, it's interesting and that and that is where the hockey pucks are primarily.

Sort of nailing me. And I'm starting at this point to wonder, why did I ever volunteer for this? Mm hmm.

To be gritty's nemesis. Okay. Shitty.

You know, like I'm thinking this is a bad idea because people love gritty. Yeah. And I can tell now looking back just from the name of my character that he's something of a villain.

And so he will be disliked. Yeah. But I show up. I go, hey, I'm game. Oh, is that the suit? Like cool. And I go, is it weird that my ass will be partially exposed from the padding or whatever? Like right around my stomach here where it folds up. And they're like, no, you're good. You're good.

And I, is I work back through the day there were so many points where I made a mistake. And where I could have said, hey, I'd really like an extra pad here. He had really like my name to be something more neutral so they can decide based on performance, which one of us they like better.

Instead of what I did was I stepped on a minefield, you know, willingly. And I got blown up and I and I sweat I threw up.

Hi. Hi.

Whoa. Welcome to Hollywood Handbook. It's an insider's guide to kicking button dropping names. Let's get right into it. We have a shit ton to get through today. We have an absolute fuck load of insane stuff to get.

And I love it. And I love it. It's like it's good work. It's fulfilling work. I'm happy when I'm busy. When I see the to do list with no checks. Nothing checked off. I go, okay, good.

Because I have an actual purpose versus when I finish the list. Now what? Go talk to my wife. I kid. No, thank you.

So I'm happy we have a guest here. Langston, do you want to talk a little bit about your whole fucking deal? Yeah. I mean, what is yeah. I got to be honest. I really thought that was a mighty duck.

Two audition. You were describing and then it turned into shitty. So that I was on the edge of my city. Be greedy. Yeah. I went viral.

You probably seen it. You probably see me getting my ass kicked up and down the main part of the ice. No idea was you. But truly, I laughed.

And now I've seen the other side of my laughter. And I guess I owe you an apology. There's real people in there. No, it's okay.

I'm sure if I saw the video, I probably would have laughed too. But now from now on, I'm going to take a second. I'm going to pause.

I'm going to say, wait a minute. There's somebody in there. There's a human being underneath that that shitty costume.

And that's what I was thinking too. It was connecting me back to being a 90s kid and watching Goldberg the goalie get hit with all those hockey pucks.

Yes. That was funny. And I thought that was funny as well. And now I'm looking back at my former self as a 90s kid and saying, hey,

that's actually like a child and they're hurting him. That's a boy who will someday become an alcoholic. And you got a not, you got to hold back those

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