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In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

this is never seen it.

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

Hey, everybody, this has never seen it.

I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before.

Today, joining us once again, one of the fan favorite and my favorite guests.

Langston Kerman is here.

Langston has never seen 12 angry men, but he rewrote it. And we read his

script. And it's amazing. You know it is. It's Langston. He's some of the funny stuff we've ever done on

this podcast, Field of Dreams and Scarface and was a rebel without a cause I think we did during

lockdown. He's the best. Langston is absolutely the best. This is a wonderful time. He has never seen 12 angry men, but he rewrote it, and we read his script. Thank you so much for listening. Find us wherever you do stuff online. We're on Twitter, Instagram, we're on Patreon. Slash Never Seen It. We are... I'm on TikTok. Kyle layers things.

I just do dumb movie stuff up there and people take it seriously. So if you're on TikTok, find me on there. Thank you for listening. We're joined by Adam Newman and Todd Sclar. Just a wonderful crew. You're going to have a good time. Langston Kerman has never seen 12 Angerman, but he rewrote it. Here we go. Buddy, we're going to list off power rankings of my lease.

Are we going? Have we been going? No. We just started? We're never going. We're always going. Okay. Well, you know, we do the intro before I'll record that separately. Listen, nobody expects you to start good. I think... No, no. I think... What do you host most shows I do? As a person who's listened enough, I know you don't start this well. It's going to be a bumpy takeoff. So whenever you're ready to dismount poorly, why do I have a note card? Like, you know what I mean? The most ambitious thing I do is prepare. Or, like, be like, and here's where I'll write down the time codes for the funny segments and remember these things and do that. And it never happens. It never happens at all. I don't even say anything until six minutes in, because I know nobody's listening yet. Yeah. We sneak all of our ads into the first two minutes. It's real top-heavy with the... I really want to know if anyone's like using Zoc Doc because of me. I probably shouldn't be like talking about that right here. I'm sorry. I used to use it. I was a big Zock-Zok-Zok guy. We don't got to talk about that is good or bad, but if you learned about it because of me, that's crazy.

I think I... used to use it. I was a big Zock guy. We don't got to talk about that is good or bad, but if you learned about it because of me,

that's crazy.

I think I still would go to Zock Doc if I needed to New York. It's overwhelming. I only used it in New York, yeah. Does this count as the ad for Zock Doc in this episode? I'll say straight up, no money for me. I use it in New York, and my penis looks amazing.

I just learned that if you go to the doctor and you don't have insurance, you don't have to tell them you're not. up, no money for me. I use it in New York, and my penis looks amazing.

I just learned that if you go to the doctor and you don't have insurance, you don't have to tell them your name or your social security number or anything, and they still have to help you,

and then you can just leave.

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