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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Landon Cleans The Bathroom

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Mens Room Question: What's the biggest mess you've ever had to clean up?

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0:00.0

Hello, Tony. Welcome to the men's room.

0:03.0

Hey, can you guys hear me?

0:04.8

Yeah, we're guys.

0:06.0

All right. Hey, guys. Great show. High praise.

0:08.7

Oh, thank you, man. Appreciate you, man.

0:10.2

You got any stories for Miles?

0:12.3

I do.

0:14.3

So I'm working in a box warehouse 20 years, years ago.

0:18.7

I'm on a forklift.

0:20.3

Ten minutes before we open, somebody yells at me.

0:22.9

Tony, hit the peanut oil down. So I run down the aisle with my forklift. I go up to the third

0:28.8

tier, the highest tier. I run my forks into what I think is the pallet, but I hit the peanut oil.

0:35.1

Oh. Six, five gallon buckets of peanut oil, empty in a nanosecond.

0:40.4

I'm covered, my forklift's covered, the floor's covered. We had the delay starting that day for two

0:46.2

hours. They put me in trash bags, put me on a flat bed, took me back to the bathroom. I got dressed

0:51.7

in new clothes, and it took two hours to clean this mess

0:55.9

up. It wrecked everything in the steel under the steel. It disintegrated my porkcliff. They had to

1:01.0

clean the whole thing up and me, well, I'm covered in peanut oil for the rest of my shift.

1:04.7

The peanut oil disintegrated the mechanics of the forklift? It just, it was in everything.

1:29.5

The electronics. Oh, okay. Everything. They had to tear it apart literally in clear. That stuff sticks to everything. How bad did you smell? I smell like thinner all day. I thought it smelled good. It sounds like peanut. Okay. What is, uh, so what's the punishment for that? I mean, I'm sure they weren't just like, hey, that's cool, man.

1:42.8

I mean, what, what did they talk to you about? I was a manager. I didn't get on a forklift that often. So, you know, they just chalked it up as a mistake. I didn't make that kind of mistakes in forklis, but yeah, they didn't punish me. it's just like stuff happens.

1:43.6

Yeah. No, you're right.

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