Ahoi everybody, it's your captain, Dave Landau.

In today's a special episode of Laudder with Crowder with Dave.

What do Caitlyn Jenner and some other people have in common?

You're gonna find out. You're gonna like it.

Listen and listen hard.

In a blue state, a full mask mandate, and so are they in dystopia?

With common sense and self-defense, getting you a cure, they'll transform you.

It's a living hell with captain, you're in smell. Everybody's free to find love and pride.

So I'm headed back to my side of the track, even though my hands folk you and I are coming home.

Irremarica, you're laughing with reckless abandon. Irremarica, where the bumpers we let's go Brandon.

Irremarica, I can save up to retire.

Irremarica, and the war creeds is never on fire. Irremarica.

Irremarica, where no one asks if I put on a mask, no woman's screaming at my wife's for tax.

No rainbow flags or ten say, no she begs, no one shooting up inside of the Starbucks.

And the cowbubble, no one asks for your pronoun.

I'll save it, because we still have the ease.

In a thousand hours, on a lockdown, one coming home.

Irremarica, you're laughing with reckless abandon.

Irremarica, where the bumpers we let's go Brandon.

Irremarica, I can save up to retire.

Irremarica, and the war creeds is never on fire.

Irremarica.

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