Hey everybody, Mark's on vacation this week, and when Dad's away, who knows what we'll say?

Literally, we have no idea what we might say, but it's probably going to be curse words, so consider yourself warned.

Oh, we got that Israeli ringed home.

This is Mark Oppenheimer.

Please leave me a message.

Thank you.

Hello Mark, this is a Schlamo from the Mossad we saw yesterday at Masada we think you're a very

virile Jewish man we have special mission just for you please call us at your earliest

convenience we will know us by the dolphin by the beach call us at your earliest convenience.

You will know us by the dolphin, by the beach.

Go talk to the dolphin.

You will take you stay to Schlumu.

Hello Jews hung over from Purim. I'm Stephanie Butnik taking over the big boy chair

while Mark Oppenheimer is in Israel with his family. I'm joined by my fellow

snowflakes, Leah Leibowitz, howowitz, and our producer Alyssa Goldstein.

Good morning!

They both brave sleet and hail and all sorts of biblical plagues to be here this morning

in the quote snowstorm. special thanks to Paul Rest of

Argo Studios for keeping the doors open during the snowstorm he is obviously

a Gentile we're celebrating the Blizzard Apocalypse with the very very talented

Shimono Tan. He joins us in studio. He made

the trek as well. We're excited to be talking to him. So guys, we finally killed off Mark.

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