Lance Armstrong, Simulacrums & Biorhythms, Kermit's Finger

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2019

⏱️ 97 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Well it finally happened. I used a fancy 50-cent word and then was asked the definition and CAME UP SHORT. Damn you, liberal arts education. We discuss whether we still retain what we learned in college, my crappy mood, a joke that I hilariously bungle, the ongoing nickname search,
Lance Armstrong and what a dick he is, dead bodies, outrage, detention centers and so much more. We also do a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen

Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me)

You probably need to buy a new ARIYNBF Legacy Shirt! and the HGFY ringtone!

This show is brought to you ShadyRays.com (use code BESTFRIEND for 50% off 2 or more pairs), Brumate.com (use code BESTFRIEND for 15% off first order) Joybird.com/ROSEN (use code ROSEN for 25% off first order).

Try Amazon Prime Free 30 Day Trial

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	And now live from George Washington's Wooden Tief Studios in Burbank, California, it's
0:07.6	Thursday the 4th of July on the Alzenroes of the US Friendshow.
0:11.5	Tonight, I was welcome to guess.
0:14.6	He's a comedian who's so damn American, he's blood type, he's BQ.
0:20.4	It's David Huntsmerger.
0:21.4	And she's a comedian who's so patriotic.
0:25.9	She has never yielded for any reason ever in her life so it's not to disrespect the
0:30.7	tropes.
0:31.7	It's Renee Colbert.
0:33.7	Yankee Dutl Tony is here to try to figure out the difference between feathers and macaroni.
0:39.8	He's close.
0:40.8	I'm her husband Daniel, say I'm hop on board the love bus and say hello to you, my friend,
0:46.0	Alzenroes.
1:10.3	Hello my little raspberry filled powder donuts, it's me Alison.
1:13.8	Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
1:16.0	Had I remembered this was going to air on July 4th, I would have solicited specifically
1:21.5	July 4th related carbohydrates on Patreon.
1:25.0	Patreon.
1:26.0	Patreon.
1:27.0	Thank Tony, you're so good at that now.
1:29.2	Oh, stopping.
1:30.2	Not that you weren't before but like you're just fast finger, oh fast fingers don't know.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Alison Rosen, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Alison Rosen and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.