Hey, friends. One of my favorite guests, he's coming soon to a city near you, performing

his live professional stand-up comedy, and you don't want to miss it. My good friend T.J.

Miller will be in Colorado Springs, March 4th through 6th at the three E's, March 11th

through 14th in Naples at Off the Hook, March 50th through 17th in Greenville, South Carolina

at the Comedy Zone. If you want more details, go to T.J. Miller, does not have a website.com.

You can get tickets there and more information about his doing it right tour. Let me tell you,

seeing him live is an amazing experience. Go check him out if you have a chance. I'll be out there

on the road soon enough, but in the meantime, thank you for listening to the show. We sure appreciate

your support. Enjoy. Answering the questions you don't have.

Deep conversations in the shallow end. Two men with lots of ideas and less than an hour.

Intelligent ears.

This is Caching in with T.J. Miller.

Man, I can't believe this has happened again. It's the third night in the row. I'm stuck inside

a lamp's plus. I don't know what the plus stands for. It definitely doesn't stand for

bedding because there's no beds here. I'm very tired. Luckily, I have a book that's been

cut a good. Lots of different lamps to read by. Although I am seeing some sun spots. There's

some definite spots on my eyeballs. It's like kind of living on the sun here at lamps plus.

Plus definitely doesn't include food because I'm very hungry. It's been three days.

Pretty soon, I may resort to cannibalism. Unfortunately, there's nobody else here with me.

I might resort to eating a portion of myself, which is a form of cannibalism that isn't given

enough credit. It takes a lot of commitment to eat one of your own fingers, toes,

these types of things. We don't need all our fingers. We've already established that. Luckily,

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