Good morning, Glassman Boppers. Good afternoon, T-W-A-S-O, Goblins and Good Night Beautiful Babies. It's Rick Glassman. Wait, episode number 24.

Ah, I'm glad I got that out of the way. That first opening thing is always a little bit difficult.

For those of you who are wondering what the hot gossip is in Studio City, some of you may have heard,

your boy Rick Glassman got himself a British babe. That's right. I have a girlfriend and she's sucking my dick right now. No, I'm just joking.

She's not. She's sitting next to me, standing next to me. And earlier I asked if she would suck my dick while I did the intro. I was kidding.

But the fact that she said no legitimately upset me and got us into a conversation.

Lamorin at the beginning of this episode comes in a little bit sick. I'm not saying he made me sick, but you may notice my voice is a little different. That's because Lamorin made me sick.

Sick with laughter. Anyway, this week's special shout out comment goes to the Pete Satone who said,

I wish I could give this podcast six stars. Rick is hilarious and an amazing basketball player. Take your shoes off and get ready to laugh.

Thanks, the Pete Satone. The Pete Satone, if you listen to this and you want to send me a DM on Instagram, I have a t-shirt for you. Don't get too excited.

I'm not giving away any free take your shoes off merch yet because I haven't really gotten that merch game down on lock.

I do however have about eight pink, undatable V-neck medium t-shirts. I was about to throw away, but instead the Pete Satone sent me a DM and I'm going to mail it to you.

Now, let's get into it. This week's guest is Lamorin Morris. You may remember him from the black guy on New Girl. I know I do.

But he's also in Sandy Wexler in Game Night. He's in this new show called Woke on Hulu coming out next year.

I don't know what else I'm supposed to say. I don't know what these intros are. I don't want my girlfriend to hear me say this, but these intros feel like a big crocker shit to me.

I did the podcast. I spent 50 hours at it. Hold on, what's that?

I meant to talk about how the podcast went. Thank you. You guys are going to fucking freak. First, I give Lamorin tissues. Then we talk about Dix for too long.

Then he talks about what it's like growing up as a black guy in Chicago. Then we talk about Eddie Murphy and Amy Poler for a little bit.

Then a surprise, which I can't tell you, he does a funny thing at the end.

Now you know what you're getting into. If that doesn't excite you, turn it off. If it does, go ahead and click that five stars.

If you haven't done it yet, press subscribe. Leave a comment because who knows? I might shot you next week and send you a media on pink V-neck undatable t-shirt that was in my trunk for five years.

I want to remind you that this podcast is on YouTube. YouTube.com slash Rick Glassman or if you go to RickGlassman.com, you could figure it out from there.

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