You should really be drinking more water and I go I'd rather be drinking your daughter and I kissed his daughter deep kiss and he had to give it up.

Here comes Hayes and Sean, ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho

Except every once in a while you'll come across someone who does not like your work. Well this show is primarily meant to educate and unfortunately not everyone learns the same way some people are visual learners or some people are more auditory and so sometimes when someone's so stupid or so thick headed that they can't fucking get it from the simple way we explain shit.

We have to dive back in and just address them directly and just really try to get some of these stupid morons on the right page.

And so the way that a lot of our listeners communicate with us is through positive iTunes reviews and occasionally we get some that are not as positive and we like to sort of go through them now and talk to them specifically and sort of drive home exactly.

Why what they think is not right. Yes and this is a segment we like to do called wrong.

So let's get right into it. The first one is from user iTunes user Mr. Brandon Ray. The subject of his one star review is boring and the text is and rude.

So the so the whole message of this review is the boring and rude in reference to our show and wrong. That's actually not right because our show is actually not really boring at all.

We do a lot of exciting things on it and the guests we get are very famous and impressive in their own right and interesting people do take saying good stuff and to the point of us being rude.

That's actually not right either we're actually very polite and we wouldn't have gotten to the place we are in our careers by being rude because that's not how you accomplish anything.

Root people don't get to keep working and up like Mickey Rourke and they we actually make no room for rudeness in our own lives.

We keep rudeness at arms length and I like Mickey Rourke. So Mr. Brandon Ray in this case thought something that was wrong and he put it on iTunes and embarrassed himself.

If you want to stop feeling embarrassed anyone that we talk to take the review of iTunes I look the other way I won't hold a grudge but it's embarrassing for you to have that up there because it's wrong.

Here's user the Timothy Michael with a one star review with the subject line missing the mark.

The Timothy Michael says I'm a big fan of a lot of earwolf podcast but these guys just can't seem to get it right the constant paradoxical banter gets boring fast and isn't even funny listening to a couple of dudes make jokes by mispronouncing names titles and making up stories about the entertainment industry is dumb changing the title from their failed reality show podcast doesn't make up for the fact that they lack comedic talent.

And that's wrong yes that's actually clearly wrong we actually do he says that we can't seem to get it right but the truth is we actually do get it right on a very consistent basis we're getting it right and the funny thing is he's getting it wrong and I would say that the paradoxical banter really plays into the post modern hmm.

Feel and he thinks we're making up stories about show business but really we're telling stories about show business yeah so what he thinks what that we're doing the fact that he thinks it is dumb it's not even the thing that he thinks it is yes so I wonder what is actually dumb is it the guy who who thinks the podcast is what is something else.

Or is it the guy who knows what the podcast is what is something that it really is and that's not dumb so then whoever thinks that's wrong is the one wrong oh I wonder which one is dumb about that between that two.

And we didn't change the title from our failed reality show podcast we actually did a whole different podcast and so that's not the same thing and it didn't really fail that just wasn't very popular.

Let's read the review from user be Phillips 35 his one star review the subject is not entertaining unoriginal and just bad be Phillips 35 says I have tried many time to give this podcast a chance because the get great guest but I don't find Hayes or Sean funny or intelligent they seem to be doing some kind of bit and are just really bad at it.

So wrong that that really is so wrong because the thing that is right about it is that we do get great guests but to think that our guests are great but we're not great is actually wrong that's wrong and I think what might be happening for be Phillips is he doesn't fucking get it yes I think that in this case he thought something wrong.

Because he said that we are funny or intelligent and what's confusing about that is that we are very funny and very intelligent and so is the podcast and we're smart and funny and we're being smart funny and intelligent on the podcast and with each other and with great guests and that's what we get.

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