Lamorne Morris 4.0
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
LAMORNE “I Rise” MORRIS brought his A-game to the couch this week! The actor and entrepreneur continues the theme of guests acknowledging how terrible the TYSO studio/home looks. Nonetheless, THEY RISE to produce this rap-filled-chaos of an episode that goes nowhere and everywhere.
Rick enquires about Lamorne’s fitness regime and how he stays in shape, while the two ponder the age old question “are you funnier if you’re out of shape?” Our host offers up popsicles and corn dogs only to be rebuked, and they argue about whether or not Jay-Z still watches this podcast.
Lamorne of course cannot show up without bringing his impression hat, and he gives us a near-perfect Jamie Foxx while recounting the story of how he knows the most talented man in Hollywood.
They break down the role of “The Confident Guy” and even do an improv session which somehow turns into a tutorial on how to pick up chicks (poorly).
Honestly the second half of this episode is basically ‘Hamilton’ in podcast form as the duo decide to freestyle rap pretty much everything.
We’re still waiting on our royalty cheque from Meghan Trainor, so this week's sponsor is the brand you’ve heard Rick talk about more than any other:
HELIX! Helix is offering up to 200 dollars off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners at http://helixsleep.com/tyso
RICK GLASSMAN
https://www.rickglassman.com
https://www.patreon.com/takeyourshoesoff
https://www.instagram.com/rickglassman
https://discord.gg/Z2v4HTC
LAMORNE MORRIS:
INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/lamorne
Lamorne 1.0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZOtIVk3Lxs
Lamorne 2.0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpkLBvUPG_E
Lamorne 3.0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wwmR5QlZf8
Music Beats: https://www.instagram.com/jordanjameslife & https://www.instagram.com/theyarethejam
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I walked by contemplated as I put my head to the sky. |
| 0:05.0 | I said, God, why? |
| 0:08.0 | Why would you do this to me? |
| 0:10.0 | Not tonight. |
| 0:12.0 | That's the saying man. |
| 0:13.0 | That's my man. |
| 0:15.0 | I gotta say what's up, man. |
| 0:16.0 | I gotta shake his hand. |
| 0:18.0 | He was my man 50 grand because when I walked up to him, bam. |
| 0:23.0 | He said, I'm mad, I'm saying learn. |
| 0:28.0 | That's what he said, John. |
| 0:30.0 | That's what he said. |
| 0:31.0 | Conditioner is better, Rick goes on second, makes the hair sick. |
| 0:35.0 | He is smooth. |
| 0:36.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.0 | I'm Kevin James. |
| 0:39.0 | That's what he said, John. |
| 0:40.0 | I'll drop a truck. |
| 0:42.0 | What? |
| 0:43.0 | UPS packages. |
| 0:45.0 | Yeah, also. |
| 0:46.0 | Ferrying truck. |
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