Previously on Thomas in the Bible, we read an incredibly raunchy allegory which ends with talking about seeking meat in period sex, which somehow related to the sins of the Israelites.

As a matter of course, God gets angry and talks about how he will decimate them.

Thomas must have been busy last week because we have a Thomas Yon count of four. Thank you, Harley for that intro.

So, you know, someone mentioned on Twitter to Harley, like he should start a patron for his, um, a Patreon for his intros. And, uh, I think Harley kind of laughed it off,

but I don't know, I was thinking that might be a good idea. I don't know. So I like Harley's

intros a lot. So I was thinking, um, you know, get in touch with me if you like

that idea or get in touch with him on Twitter and make him do that.

And, you know, maybe we can get Harley a few bucks for doing these intros as a token of

appreciation.

Put me down for a pledge there, Harley.

So, yeah, let me know uh email me or contact me or

uh harley or whatever if you think that's a good idea i know a lot of people like them and uh i

count myself in that group so this is episode one are we on 170 we 170. And I did, I finally plugged in the countdown to my

little spreadsheet here, 28 episodes, including this one, until the New Testament, 28. So,

we're so close yet so far. That really, yeah, it's really not very close because that's 28 weeks, unless somehow I get a ton of

patrons, as if I, I do have goals on there for increasing the episode output, but I don't think we're

too near them yet, but who knows. But anyway, so that's probably 28 weeks, which is a long time,

but, you know, and then finally we'll get to something maybe interesting. Who knows? Maybe the last parts of the Old Testament will be...

I couldn't even finish that sentence. That's so ridiculous. So today we're on Lamentations.

We're going to finish Lamentations, which is a short and completely pointless book. And we're going to get to a longer pointless book, which is Ezekiel. So, well, let's just polish off some lamentations here, although you can't polish your turd. How, or can you? I think there was a myth busters on that and they did or something. I don't know.

How is the gold become dim? How is the most fine gold changed? The stones of the sanctuary are poured out of the top of every street. The precious sons of Zion comparable to fine gold. How they are steamed as earthen pitchers, the works of the hands of the potter.

Even the sea monsters dry out the breast. What? They give suck to their young ones.

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