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The How-To Heretic

Lamb Division - 085

The How-To Heretic

How to Heretic

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

5.0961 Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

This week! Uncle Doug lampoons a laughable linguistic leap, Uncle Dan guides us to derp into black helicopter country, and we discuss the Bible's most stupid math-tastrophe.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome friends.

0:07.0

To the How To Herrittic, I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan.

0:11.0

And I'm Uncle Doug.

0:12.0

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

0:15.8

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

0:19.8

But it can also be a scary world.

0:21.5

Things work differently now.

0:22.8

Never fear.

0:23.8

That's why we're here.

0:25.0

We're you idiots,

0:26.6

and without from good friends and experts

0:28.7

in all sorts of fields,

0:30.2

we're gonna share the stories

0:31.4

and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

0:33.2

After all, you only get one that we know of, so you'd better make the most of it. Gentle Uncles, Uncles, here we are.

0:46.2

Yes, don't all speak at once.

0:51.1

We are, here we are.

0:52.2

It's too late. We are here we are. We are transcontinental, binaational, all the things. Yes indeed. Dan you are back from an

0:59.7

extended sea voyage. Yes I was a I was a meriner. Yes, you were you were a stevedore on the poop deck. I think you were a seaman. Yes, I might I might have been. You were a seaman and so we're glad you made it round the cape of good hope but here we are episode

1:17.3

85 it's a miracle we've made it this far and so we hope to continue and I think you guys I was a little behind the the thing this week so you guys have prepared the segments

1:29.2

Yeah, I'm gonna start us off by talking about something really stupid that some early Mormons did.

1:34.7

We like to talk about a lot of stupid stuff.

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