So it's the holidays, it's me, I'm hanging out with my normal Christmas crew.

It's me, it's Cormac McCarthy, Gene Triple Horn, and Ms. Pac-Man from the video game.

She look like Pac-Man, she's got a bow.

Two guys, two girls, you know, it's sort of like a double-datey vibe, but it's also Christmas,

so we're keeping it not necessarily sexual between us.

And we're making gingerbread cookies, like something that people do at that time of year.

And Gene Triple Horn points out that it's kind of unfair, you know, that it's always gingerbread men.

And that's not a fair representation.

And I've been really big on gender equality just for the past couple months and saying, like,

this is actually kind of a cool idea.

So we start making pretty pronounced camel toes in some of the gingerbread characters.

And they're getting bigger and bigger.

And it's starting to get a little scary, because if that's what it looks like, sort of through the pants then,

what's inside, exactly?

You know, and at a certain point, is that what I like?

Is that something, you know, potentially medical?

And so, you know, we're still also trying to put on like some sprinkles and some frosting and some other normal stuff,

but pretty much without any of us saying it, all of our attention becomes focused on these gingerbread kids.

These are gingerbread camel toes.

And it's no longer just on some of them. It's on all of them.

And...

Sorry, Sean.

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