Lamar's Halloween Bit
Bob & Sheri
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🗓️ 29 October 2020
⏱️ 5 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And we want to bring on our buddy Lamar right now because you were talking to somebody. |
| 0:05.3 | Was it Todd or Max the other day about trick-or-treating out in the country when you were a kid? |
| 0:11.6 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:12.5 | When I was a kid, I lived 12 miles out of town. |
| 0:16.4 | We've done 100-acre farm. |
| 0:18.3 | You know, neighbors were, you could see their houses, but, you know, it was a very rural community. And I used to trick-or-treat out there, and a couple of times I went up town with some friends of mine, and trick-or-treating in the city is absolutely 100% different from trick-or-treating in the country. Now, what city we're talking about? I know the country part was Georgia. What city we're talking about here? Okay, okay, I'm sorry. Trick-or-treating in the town. What was the name of the city? What? World Georgia. Hartwell, Georgia, the city. Yeah. I'm not too many that was the city. I mean, I understand. I understand. When you do the city thing or the town thing, you're out there on the sidewalks. There's billions of kids running around, and you go up and you trick-or-treat, and they come to the door, and it hands you a tussy roll or a totty pop, and they say, oh, you look so cute |
| 1:11.9 | and it sends you on your waist. |
| 1:13.3 | You work yourself in that. |
| 1:14.6 | It's like minimum wage trick-or-treating. |
| 1:16.6 | You're working yourself for nothing. |
| 1:18.9 | In the country, my mama would get my costume on, which always consists of the hobo because I put |
| 1:26.4 | that black stuff on my face and a necktie and a stupid hat, you know, whatever, right? There was never a cool costume. Yeah, yeah. And she put me in the car, and we would drive down the road, would turn off on the driveway, and it'd be about 100 yards to the house. There'd be one light on on the porch. You would pull up. You would walk out. You'd knock on the door. |
| 1:45.1 | The door would open. |
| 1:46.0 | It'd be an older lady or a gentleman or whatever. There would be a couple there. And they would go, oh, my gosh. Let's guess who this is. Blah, blah, blah. And then they would take the bowl and they would dump it into your bag. Oh, bowl would go into your bag. Are you kidding me? |
| 2:00.1 | Oh, and I'm not talking to see, Rose. |
| 2:02.6 | I'm talking full to see rolls. |
| 2:02.6 | I'm talking full-sized butterfingers and baby roots. |
| 2:06.6 | They were just dumped stuff in there. |
| 2:08.5 | Because they didn't get that many of sugar-treaters. |
| 2:10.8 | Oh, is that the scam that they wouldn't get that many and that toward the end of the night they'd dump it all? |
| 2:16.4 | But see, you know, I mean, the point is, they would never have more than four or five, so everybody got a big chunk high. Listen, I had an extra box in the car, and I get there out my bag, go to the next house. And the cool point of my end in the country is, the upside is you get a bowl of candy would ever stop. The downside is you couldn't wind up with duct tape |
| 2:36.9 | in somebody's basement. I mean, you know what I'm saying? You want to spend the rest of the evening |
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