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Welcome to another episode of Dirty Motherpucker.

I'm your host Anna Whitehouse, the founder of Motherpucker,

and I'm joined by my best mate, Polly Hazard, in The House.

Aye, oy, aye, Savaloy!

So coming up, we have the absolutely brilliant and anonymous.

La, la, la, let me explain.

She's going to be talking about postpartum sex and all the navigation of that fairly traumatic time,

along with how and when to perhaps leave your partner or husband.

Now, I want to get on the table, actually very specifically, my kitchen island,

my clitor

and my Lolo vibrator. I wasn't sure where you're going to go with that. So I tided the

house with an inch of its life at the weekend and do you know what? I thought I'm going to just

plug in all my tech, just get everything charged up, phone, vibrators, you know, the whole

kit and caboodle,

I think it's fair to say.

What happened, though, I'd forgotten, I'd gone to work, I'd forgotten that my mum and dad were

popping round to look after the kids while I went to work.

And I got back two in the morning after my radio show, my mum had sort of organised the kids breakfast

and obviously they had a spag bowl the night before had organised it all around these two cocks

on the kitchen table oh my god i'm dying i'm dying for you there was a doily put under them

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