I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.

Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?

Oh God.

Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.

Cool, that was close.

You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.

Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware. Dot-Ower. Now, are all the traitors present? Let's get started, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse.

Yorkshire to New York.

Or climbers you. Cut it, shall we? From rags to riches. I'm so sick of this. Working like a dog and being treated worse.

Yorkshire to New York.

Or climbers, you and me.

A life dedicated to revenge.

Let's make this an occasion to remember.

A woman of substance on Channel 4.

Stream now.

There once was a woman who lived in a shoe.

A size too snug, but what could she do?

But that's not where her story ends.

Thanks to a little help from her Experian friends,

she got her score into much better shape

and relocated to a box fresh new place,

with room to grow and a mortgage to suit.

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