Lake Placid (1999) feat. Brian Particelli

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4.8 • 854 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

For the final entry in the Summer of Franchises, the boys grab Brian Particelli for a camping weekend at Black Lake. There they discover misogyny, bears and a profane Betty White…because they are firmly ensconced in a rom-com masquerading as a creature feature, written by none other than David E. Kelley. The boys attempt to break down the comedy to scares ratio (1:0), play the Hollywood spouse game (because Brian knows EVERYTHING) and Joe even tries out a few bad impersonations. Also on the menu: a queer reading of Hector & Hank, a deep appreciation of Bridget Fonda aka “Willie”, swapping Pullman for Paxton and an inability to keep any of the characters’ names straight. This Week's Game: 2 rounds! Name the differences between a crocodile and an alligator Rifting on Scream101’s endings, speculate about what happens in Lake Placid 2 Questions? Comments? Snark? Connect with the boys on Twitter using the hashtag #HorrorQueers or join the Facebook group > Trace: @tracedthurman > Joe: @bstolemyremote > Brian: @BrianParticelli Support the boys on Patreon Check out the online articles on Bloody Disgusting Theme Music: Alexander Nakarada Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Come to me.
0:01.4	Focus features invites you to succumb to the darkness.
0:05.2	Osferatu.
0:06.1	From director Robert Eggers comes a masterpiece of horror.
0:10.1	He is coming.
0:14.0	This creature is a force more powerful than evil.
0:18.5	It is death itself.
0:22.5	Nalsferatu. Wadu under 17-9 a minute without parent. Only in theaters Christmas
0:26.7	Day. Special engagement in Dolby and IMAX.
0:30.6	Sit in quietly. Once you've made the house all shiny. Down time can be just fine, plain bangers
0:36.6	from the 90s. Tea break. Lunch break. Maybe listen to the
0:41.5	ad break. Sometimes it's not time for some tombollah, right? It's enjoying lasagna time, chilling with a book time,
0:48.8	or time to visit your nan time. Go on. Play some other time. Put your phone down. Tombollah. Open for fun. Terms apply 18 plus
0:58.2	gambleaware.org. God, I loved it.
1:12.5	I'll send you a copy.
1:13.9	Bam!
1:14.4	Bitch went down.
1:23.5	And welcome back to horror queers.
1:25.8	We're talking killer crocs. We're talking profane Betty White.
1:30.3	We are talking Bridget Vonda. I'm Joe.
1:33.3	And I'm Trace, and we're talking, in my opinion, subpar creature features, but very, very apt.
1:39.3	I know, I dove right into it.
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