From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is, wait, wait, don't tell me. The NPR news quiz.

Hey, Thanos, forget the Infinity Stones. Listen to my Infinity Ton.

I'm Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago

Peter Segal. Thank you, Bill. Thank you everybody so much. Thank you for being with us.

We have a great show for you today. Later on, we're going to be talking to layered Hamilton,

legendary surfer fitness model, lifestyle, and exercise guru. Basically, his job is to be cooler than you.

But first, we wanted to commemorate the third anniversary of one of the greatest events in NPR history.

On April 28th, 2016, on Take Your Child to Workday, a child reached out on a adorable little finger, pushed a button,

and took NPR off the air during morning edition. It sounded a little bit like this.

Jeffrey Katzenberg will stay behind her dream works to work on s***.

That silence lasted for 73 seconds, which is a period of time that we in the radio business call forever.

But due to the popular response to this event, NPR has created a new corporate holiday, which we celebrated this past week.

Leave your damn child at home, then. Anyway, we really want to hear your voice, so give us a call.

The number is 1,888, wait, wait, that's 1,888, 924, 892, 4.

Now, let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you are on, wait, wait, don't tell me.

Hi, how are you?

I'm good, who's this?

This is Miyuki from Irvington, New York.

Irvington, New York. So, what do you do there in Irvington?

I'm a musician.

Are you really?

Hi.

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