Lagniappe: Canadian Humor
Real Life Real Crime
Real Life Real Crime Productions
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🗓️ 11 March 2020
⏱️ 3 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 0:03.9 | Get ready, you're gonna do time. |
| 0:07.4 | Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. |
| 0:11.5 | Realize, real crime. |
| 0:15.9 | Did you hear the joke about the guy who tattooed the map |
| 0:19.3 | for Canada on his butt every time he sits down |
| 0:22.5 | and Quebec separates? |
| 0:24.7 | All right. |
| 0:25.3 | So the US and Canada are combining their space programs |
| 0:28.4 | to send a spaceship to the moon. |
| 0:30.0 | They're calling it the spaceship, the Apollo G. |
| 0:33.6 | How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool? |
| 0:42.1 | Say, please get out of the swimming pool. |
| 0:47.9 | That's funny. |
| 0:49.6 | Hey, good luck, Canada. |
| 0:51.3 | What do you call sophisticated American, a Canadian? |
| 0:56.4 | Hey, crazy connox. |
| 0:59.4 | British Columbia, Alberta, Saskatchewan, Ontario. |
| 1:05.2 | We love you, Canada, and we love you everywhere else |
| 1:08.4 | in the world. |
| 1:09.4 | We appreciate the downloads. |
| 1:11.4 | Tell your friends about RLRC. |
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