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story comes from the quarantinian lady is entitled to my assistants warning blood hospital food

isn't crunchy for whatever reason none of it has a good satisfying crunch the crunchiest thing

they seem to have is raisin bran,

and that just doesn't do the trick. And after a week of being held captive by tubes and

wires, I was ready for food that was actually satisfying to chew. Finally this charged, I stopped

off at Humungo chain grocery store for my craving. Don't judge, but all I wanted was a bowl of cornchecks and freezing

ice-cold milk. Hand basket containing my crunchy treat I was rifling through the milk section,

looking for the coldest jug with the latest expiration date they had. Yes, at most you can get

milk that is only two days fresher than the jugs at the front, but I just got out of hospital

so I was feeling really picky when she lit up my life in exactly the same way that a swarm of

locust blots out the sun. She was wearing some kind of dark, expensive looking pants and a white,

white, dazzling white, over borax silk blouse with draping folds that just screamed,

I have more money than you.

I was bending over, head stuck in the cooler and I could hear her talking about how we were out

of some sort of organic grass-fed, free range, no hormone, royal cows, only that I've never

seen a poor person milk. I think the stuff sells for around $12 a gallon.

And big grocery store keeps all that stuff in their pretentious section,

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