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Hello.

Hey. Can you hear me now? Yeah. Great. We upgraded the internet. Oh, perfect. Yeah. Well, you know, we got the, um, we boosted the signal. So, oh, well, you're, to the next level. We went out from art pop to chromatica. Your vocals actually do sound really

upgraded. Oh my good. The girls are going to be shaking. Excellent. We'll see if anyone tries to interfere

this time. Right. Can you hear me okay? Yeah, you sound great. Oh, thank you. Skinny.

You know, trying.

Did you take a walk today?

Yeah.

How was it?

I had a meltdown.

On the walk.

Yeah, on the walk, and then after the walk.

Well, no one was there to see it, so.

That's true.

Except I did a weekend chat about it, so. Oh, well... That's, like, my personal podcast. Cry in the middle of time square, no one's around to see it does it count, but... I don't know if I've done that. Yeah, I've only cried in, like, subways, but anyway. Yeah, and the Ritz. Oh, well, yes. No, I cried like, it was just like on 9th Avenue. Oh, okay. Also, I got shit on my face, a bird shit on my face this week. Well, they say that's luck. That's great luck. See, that's what everyone was telling me and I'm like, are they just trying to make me feel better?

That like a pigeon shit on my fucking face. You just, that's a lot of luck. It's shit in the back of my head and then it's shit on my face. Yeah, that was the universe being like so many good things are about to happen to you, just dumping it all over. Ew, disgusting. I can't even,

I was on the phone with my mom too.

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