Ladies, when did you get friends owned by a guy?

Guys on the internet need a huge reality check.

Here's mine.

I had this crush on my study buddy in college, and one night he casually looked at me,

and said to me, you know why we're such great study buddies?

Because we never have to worry about physical attraction or banging each other.

See, in my experience, a solid majority of males are oblivious to hints that chicks think are blatantly obvious.

I was talking to my boyfriend the other day about before we got together, and a lot of the things I did to try and let him know I was mega into him.

They weren't even noticed. In the end, a simple, I'm into you, we should go out, does the trick really well.

Long story short, men suck at getting clues from women, partly because of evolution and social

dynamics. So, ladies, don't throw hints, throw bricks. Otherwise, we'll never know, and then

you get the guys who assume every woman wants

their babies, and the rest who assume that nobody woves them. This one guy would come over to

my house and insist on cuddling and watching movies the whole time. He'd keep me up all night

on the phone because he slept better when he could hear my voice, and then send me good morning

texts and hold my hand

whenever the opportunity presented itself. Then he told his best friend that he wished I'd just

get over it. I was in love with my best friend for three years. We did everything together. We went to

the movies, had Doctor Who nights, went hiking. It even stopped by to talk to me at work

and texted me every night about which episodes of Star Trek were on. He told me all of his crap

and I told him mine. He helped me out of my depression and when I became an unspeakable act victim,

he was the first person I told. We gave each other gifts and everyone thought we were dating. He even

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