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🗓️ 21 December 2024
⏱️ 24 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ladies, what do you wish self-proclaimed nice guys would understand? |
0:05.0 | Romantic comedies are nothing like real life, and using the tactics shown in them will only creep the object of your affections out, not win them over. |
0:15.0 | They should be treated just like fantasy movies because that's pretty much what they are. |
0:19.0 | Just a fantasy you enjoy seeing acted out for various |
0:22.5 | reasons. It's like how it's commonly accepted that adult flicks aren't real. Well, consider romantic |
0:28.5 | comedies, emotional adult movies, and treat them accordingly, please. Absolutely agreed. Do not |
0:34.5 | show up under my window at 2 a.m. Do not creep until you figure out which |
0:38.3 | hotel I'm staying at on my vacation and send miniature beanie babies that reminded you of me to the |
0:43.3 | hotel addressed to me. Do not awkwardly try to steal my clothing to put on your pillow and sleep with |
0:48.4 | because it smells like me. Do not leap between me and anyone I'm having a conversation with |
0:53.7 | to ensure that they're |
0:54.8 | not going to incapacitate me and commit the unspeakable act in the midst of a huge group of people, |
1:00.3 | and do not find out where I work and consistently leave love letters under my windshield for me |
1:04.6 | to find when I get off my shift. None of these things are acceptable or appreciated. |
1:09.7 | I'm not quoting movie sequences, folks. |
1:11.6 | I'm speaking from experience, and what these guys told me they considered romantic gestures, |
1:18.0 | although the showing up under the window and the love letter on the windshield ones are pretty 80s rom-com. |
1:23.5 | I think proclaiming yourself a nice guy is the problem in the first place. |
1:27.3 | People who are genuinely considerate and decent don't have to declare themselves honest and nice. |
1:32.4 | People know them to be so by their behavior. |
1:35.2 | Being nice, specifically as a means to impress women, as a means to an end, is not genuinely being nice. |
1:41.4 | It's kind of like the Game of Thrones, quote. |
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