Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 2 Preview)
Minion Death Cult
Alexander Edward
4.4 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2022
⏱️ 7 minutes
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Summary
When patriot Mike rescues feminist Ricki from a post-
Trump rally riot, the clash of opposites sets off sparks
between them. But the gentleman giant refuses to
leave the side of the spunky half-pint until he and his
pickup truck deliver her home, safe and sound. Ricki
attends the rally to scoop the racism of the Trump
crowd in a blog post. But she's forced to spin a false
narrative when her mistaken assumptions fail to
materialize. When Ricki's lies get Mike doxxed, and
his construction worksite becomes the target of anti-
fascist thugs, his righteous anger forces her to reckon
with the truth.Ricki wants to fix the damage and
regain Mike's trust. But that means facing the wrath
of the liberal mobs. Will Ricki find the courage to
leave the left for a lifetime of old-fashioned true
love?
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| 0:00.0 | In the front room sat her mother and father with grave faces. On the sofa sat Mike, |
| 0:06.2 | awkward and uncomfortable with his hands folded in his lap, tapping the pads of his thumbs |
| 0:10.8 | together. He looked at her as though she were something he could chew up and spit out. |
| 0:16.2 | Hello. She kept her face mild as she addressed her parents. Is this about your trip next week? |
| 0:23.3 | She could think of nothing else to say to ease the strangeness. |
| 0:27.4 | Her father cleared his throat and declined to address her question. |
| 0:31.3 | Ominous. |
| 0:32.5 | We've been talking to Mike. |
| 0:34.6 | He and Mike both nodded men's curt nods of acknowledgement. |
| 0:38.9 | Masculine. Purposeful. Hell yeah. Like, how they, well, I guess they're conservative too, so. |
| 0:46.0 | Because like, shouldn't he be terrified right now? Shouldn't who be terrified? |
| 0:50.7 | Everybody but Mike? |
| 0:52.8 | Oh, by his presence there? Yeah. Oh, well, they'll explain why they've, |
| 0:58.1 | why he's like so disarming. Uh, but I just love how the nods they gave each other were masculine. |
| 1:04.0 | These were the real, the real nods. Okay. None of that fake. It's the only not I know, baby. |
| 1:09.2 | None of that play acting shit that women and gays do to each other. |
| 1:12.5 | No, none of that. This is the real kind of nod. |
| 1:14.8 | You know it when you see it. |
| 1:16.3 | I mean, I can't stand it when I meet |
| 1:18.7 | somebody and like they're clearly like |
| 1:20.5 | queer coding their nod. |
| 1:23.4 | I'm like, bro, you're like, |
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