I was even willing to stand out in the rain and get my hair soaking wet.

They said it was a little bit out of your district and I said I don't know if it looks good being out of your district,

but I was willing to do it. I would have taken it. I would have been very proud to have done it. It would have shown it's my real hair at least.

It wouldn't be pretty. It's my hair.

That'd be great, but I will say it's better than most of my friends who are the same age.

A lot better.

A lot.

And the crowdwars.

That's a trumpet. One of his rallies.

Is that the one in North Carolina?

That's just so funny.

It's riffing off the top of his head.

Fang. And the crowd roaring.

Oh, well, it wouldn't be pretty. Not great, but I'll tell you what, it's better than many of my friends who are my age.

That's what the enraged, self-serious, small percent that control the media and the colleges and the rest don't get.

Those people just roaring with laughter at Trump rifting about his hair are fully aware of how silly that is.

Right. They're not delighted to hear a hotel you're talking about his hair.

They get that this is crazy.

But they kind of like it.

You know, that special election in North Carolina, it's, we'll see what happens.

You know, every, every couple of years, something big happens in the house representatives and you get your blue wave and your red tie or whatever.

And this is just one race.

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