Lachlan Explains in Fortnite Terms | Cold Ones
Cold Ones
Cold Ones
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🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What I've dedicated my life to is revenge. A brand new drama based on the best-selling novel. They think they're better than us. Who do you think you are? I'm going to prove to them that they're wrong. She's punishing me. You destroyed my family. I will not rest until I've destroyed yours. A woman of substance on Channel 4 starts tonight at 9. Hello everyone and what Hold on, I'm on my phone. Okay, go. More enthusiastic. No, no, it's a podcast. Oh, yeah, chill. Sorry, start chilling. Hello, everyone, and welcome to Cold Ones. I'm your host Chad. I'm joined here today by my mate Max. Hello. Welcome back. It's been a long time since we've done something |
| 0:37.8 | of this format. |
| 0:38.9 | Bucklin, welcome to the show, bro. |
| 0:40.6 | Good to have you here. |
| 0:41.4 | Yeah, no, we've been trying to do this for how long now? Ah, a very long time actually. Yeah, yeah. We got it done. Can you just sink a couple few beers and chat some shit. Absolutely. Well, we were talking for an hour about stuff we can't leave in, but we're here now. |
| 0:53.3 | Tradition before we get into the hard hitters, uh, shots, tequila, you said. |
| 0:57.4 | The hard hitters. uh shots tequila you said? |
| 0:57.0 | The hard hitters. Yeah, soft me up a little bit. Um, yeah, tequila. |
| 0:59.0 | Alright, if you look down the back here, anywhere along the back or around the TV area. |
| 1:04.0 | Why is the guest standing up? |
| 1:06.0 | There is more tequila over here. If you want to look around. |
| 1:08.0 | Tequila. |
| 1:10.0 | That is great. wait tequila on the |
| 1:13.5 | shot on the shop over here you look closer you'll find the tequila oh that's such a shit |
| 1:21.2 | me I thought you'd do better than that can you look into into this camera and raise your eyebrow? Say, no V-bucks? No V-box? Yeah, sweet. That'll be used when you come back. We'll screenshot that. Shot! Shot with the boys. So in the video, you guys said that this was shit tequila, I think. I think it's actually pretty good tequila. Are you a George Clooney fan or something? |
| 1:46.0 | No, it's just that's half decent tequila. |
| 1:48.0 | You'll be able to tell us because I don't think me and Chad really know enough about alcohol. Alright, to Clooney. Cheers, boys. Scott, where's yours? I don't drink in the first half. I'll get you in the second half though. half though it's better not with some i will have a shot in the second half cheers boys |
| 2:00.7 | foo ho what are you from here i. I haven't done this in so long. Do you like a super like Mr. Beast intro? Like, hey, what's up guys? Today we spent fucking... How much did we spend on this vid? We already had everything. How much was the printouts? I mean, it cost you a career because you can make better jokes than that. That was his joke. |
| 2:18.0 | You sent the photo the other day of him just looking like that. |
| 2:21.3 | And I said, no V-Bucks. |
| 2:23.6 | So it was a joint effort. |
| 2:25.3 | Okay, it was a collab. |
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