But obviously, Dubai, chocolate, these people in Dubai partake in depraved scatological sex acts.

Dubai chocolate, chocolate of padophiles.

Well, I think that the Dubai chocolate craze is all like a sciop to when you search for Dubai chocolate,

you won't or like try to find out more information about what people in Dubai, you know,

what they do for fun. Instead, you find out about like different kinds of candy bars.

Yeah,

that are all the same.

It's just like,

um,

pistachio and like cunefa dough or whatever the fuck it's called,

which is like phylo dough,

but,

um,

it's more of like a bird's nest thing versus flat sheets,

whatever.

And that really did feel like it peaks really quickly.

Yeah, it's everywhere.

Like I saw it once and then I saw it everywhere.

And for a long time, I held off on trying Dubai chocolate because I felt like it would

somehow infiltrate my microbiome and poison my body.

And maybe it was like a more advanced form of like

the whatever technology massage used to like put bombs in the beepers of Hamas fighters and blow

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