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journalism. Hello, welcome to the new European podcast. My name's Richard Porreit and I'm joined by

Steve Anglesey. Hello, snowflakes. That was a bit like game show. It was really good. Ted Rogers

would have been proud of that.

You like that? Or Leslie Crowler. Yeah. I'd say if you were to have one announcer, like one voice to comment here on your life.

Oh yes. So, you know, he's going in for the kiss or whatever. You're a bit like Truman's show.

Yes, that would be good. This is what got me thinking about this,

because I watched it a few weeks ago.

Who would you have?

John Motson, it might be a bit too much.

He's going in for the kiss.

I mean, like, or Coleman.

Yes.

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