So what's next, Labour?

Killing the firstborn, and being flipping, of course.

Frankly, I don't want to give them ideas.

Don't want them to go or Book of Exodus on this, do I?

People fleeing violence, persecution, and dictatorship.

That's the latest target of the soulless, dead behind the eyes hacks who happened, sadly, to run this country.

In their 15 months, 15 disastrous months in power,

they went to war with pensioners. Remember that? They went to war with disabled people.

And now they're going to war with refugees and asylum seekers. Now, here's the truth, right?

This is the truth. The shambolic mess, we are supposed to call a government, is in a state of panic.

And you can see why. According to the polling, 82% of voters are dissatisfied with their performance.

Just one in 10 or so are satisfied with how they're doing.

By the way, that's about the same as the number who think the Americans fake the moon landing.

This is the most unpopular government in recorded history,

less popular than other governments have managed after being in power for many years.

That is impressive, by the way. You got to hand it to them. That takes real talent, skill,

imagination, ingenuity. They boxed themselves into a corner at the last election by ruling out

lots of tax hikes on the rich. And they thought that

was so clever at the time. They were like, oh, look at us. We're masterful strategists.

Now, what they were going to do now, given the disaster this country's in, is break their stupid

election promise and not increasing income tax. However, by hiking the basic rate, rather than, for example, doing

wealth tax, etc., they realise that would make them even more loathe, if that's possible.

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