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2 Dope Queens

Labia Majora

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Dope, Queens, Robinson, Up, Race, Society & Culture, Storytelling, Comedy Interviews, Stand, Williams, Phoebe, Jessica, Comedy, Brooklyn

4.813K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Phoebe and Jessica get ready for blast off in the season finale of 2 Dope Queens. They are joined by Star Trek’s Wilson Cruz for a beautiful conversation about Facebook pickup lines and the beloved Ricky Vasquez. Plus, Janelle James (Black and Mild) realizes she’s dating a short dude, and Jon Laster reminisces about that time that his house burned down.

Wilson Cruz (@wcruz73)

Janelle James (@janellejcomic)

Jon Laster (@realjonlaster)

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About the podcast:

Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.

Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org

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Transcript

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0:00.0

You know what is like the worst? I feel like it's the worst when Siri jumps in and I don't need her to

0:06.6

Jessica, it's Siri sending email to Bono. I didn't recognize that name. Can you teach me how to say it?

0:13.0

I'm not sure I understand. What would you like your email to say? I want to say. Ready to send it

0:20.0

Okay, messaging JK Rowling. It always happens when I'm like in a movie or something

0:25.6

I just pressed the wrong button. You're supposed to put your photo on airplay mode movies. No

0:29.5

I won't do that. I'll put it on like silent, but I'm not gonna put on airplay mode

0:34.0

Why what if my mom texts me or something or my dad or

0:37.9

Yeah, mostly for family stuff. I honestly think you could put your phone on airplay mode

0:43.0

I think you will feel really free if you do that during the movies

0:46.5

I think you're gonna feel so good. You could bring like an air of mystery back

0:53.4

relationship with my parents. Yeah, I think I think you know different folks

0:58.6

That's it for everybody eats their own

1:01.8

Okay, different is that your campaign platform

1:05.8

Like the days of call it's like to chill. I like the idea of like a bullshit campaign

1:13.6

Yeah, guys, you know different folks different strokes Hillary says this I say

1:20.6

Don't you boo me ever you're fucking like I hope CNN cuts you off like you chill

1:24.8

I mean me to I'm like do you want to get drinks after Jake Tapper like what do you want to do?

1:29.7

I don't know I might but we all know you want to smash Jake Tapper so we

1:35.5

Don't know I don't want to smash I feel like you don't think he's cute

1:44.0

Wow that was something else

1:46.8

The truth is Jake Tapper is cute, but I wasn't saying cuz like it smash

1:51.5

I'm suing you for libel or libel or how do you say libel I'm calling Gloria okay?

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