The cattle's boiled, Vic.

Great, perfect timing.

Just a dash of milk for me, please, mate.

Here you go.

Should we get started then?

Have you ever woken up on a Sunday morning and said,

I'm never drinking again,

and then found yourself waving 50 bucks at a barman by happy hour?

Are you wondering why everyone else can stop at one,

while you head to a dodgy after-party with a weird bloke called Disco Dave?

If so, it might be time to take a deeper look at your relationship with your reliable social crutch, alcohol.

On each episode, we'll investigate our own dysfunctional dealings with booze

and find out if it's possible to stop this deeply ingrained habit

before things get too messy.

Yep, we're going to open up a shame shed of humiliating drinking stories

to help you understand why waking up from a booze coma each weekend with a

kebab sticking out of your top pocket might actually be negatively impacting your health.

Hamish and I are here to delve into what it's like being sober, an unwanted warts and all look

into why giving up those cheeky pints or putting down those mummy wines will make you feel happier,

help your anxiety and mental health, and turn you into the most sparkly authentic version of you. Won't that mean I become boring though, Vic? Well, Hamish, we'll just have to wait and see. I'm Victoria Vanstone. I'm Hamish Adams Cairns. And this is Sober Awkward. Vic, I'm a bit worried. Why is that? Have you heard from Alan? No, nothing. It doesn't feel right. I know. I hope he's not in jail. Is he meant to be back by now? I think so. Right. Yeah. We're hoping he's got to build us another sound booth, don't we've got to get back to at least to do that. Don't die, Alan, you need to build us a new sound booth. He's probably ignoring my text messages, because I'm like, you're all right. Where are you? Where's my booth? Where's my booth? Where's my booth? Hurry up. Yeah, so hopefully Alan will be back from his football tours pretty soon. Otherwise, we might have to contact the authorities.

He might be in the newspaper for back. Sorry up. Yeah, so hopefully Alan will be back from his football tours pretty soon.

Otherwise, we might have to contact the authorities. He might be in the newspaper for bad reasons. Yes. But you've been in the newspaper for good reasons this week. Well, I don't know. Often people say to me, like Vic, oh, getting a bit famous now, aren't you? I'm like, yay, famous for being a drunk. Hurrah. So that was a bit like one of those situations.

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