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Bill Handel here, good morning, everybody.

It's a Saturday morning as we start.

We, it's always the Royal Wee, isn't it?

As I start the show, I'm here for three hours right up until

11 o'clock, and then I take phone calls after the show, but we talk about that much later on in the

show. So let me give you the phone numbers. We start with the phone numbers.

800-5201534, 800-50-10201534

8005201534

and we start with a clean slate

which means

we have a clean slate

of phone calls. I'm looking at the computer

and I have the lines

I think it's one through eight

so I have eight lines given at any given time,

and I will be more than happy to look at them. And the rules are always the same. If you have a

good question, yeah, we'll go for it. If you have a stupid question, depends how stupid it is.

If it's incredibly stupid, yeah, we have to go for it. If you are unintelligible, that's usually pretty good.

If you are a special needs person, fantastic.

If you are incredibly handicapped, like a quadruple amputee, pretty good.

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