La Tostada: Friday, April 26th, 2024
The Toast
Dear Media
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🗓️ 26 April 2024
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
- ‘Very Unwell’ King Charles’ funeral plans reportedly being updated amid cancer battle: ‘It’s not good’ (Page Six) (27:07)
- Emma Stone ‘would like to be’ called by her real name from now on: ‘That would be so nice’ (Page Six) (32:38)
- Gisele Bundchen cried to police because of paparazzi ‘stalking’ her: ‘Nothing protects me’ (Page Six)(40:45)
- Matty Healy’s shows boyfriend Avan Jogia supporting Taylor Swift in ‘TTPG’ Sweats (Page Six) (47:00)
- NFL Draft 2024: Mom or Jaguars draft pick Brian Thomas Jr. goes viral for deadpan response after being asked ‘how far family has come’ (Daily Mail) (51:47)
The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
The Camper and The Counselor by Jackie Oshry
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. |
| 0:03.0 | millennials. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome back to the toast and happy Friday a gorgeous day. |
| 0:08.0 | Congrats, Grads! |
| 0:11.0 | Congrats, as much as I'm so happy that it's Friday it really doesn't feel like a Friday it feels like a Friday it feels like at best middle of the week at worst beginning of the week because you left yesterday, you really just kind of threw us through a loo. |
| 0:24.6 | Blaming all your problems on me, what else is new? |
| 0:27.1 | Whoa, turtle loo. |
| 0:29.5 | turtle loo, escape. |
| 0:30.8 | Save the turtles. |
| 0:32.2 | Don't call me a turtle, me what I really am a goat a |
| 0:35.0 | escape goat I'm sick of it I'm sick of it let me ask you something is your name |
| 0:41.2 | Bruno is your name Bruno? |
| 0:44.2 | Is your name Bruno? And what if it was? |
| 0:45.7 | And what is it was? |
| 0:46.7 | Bruno has been scapegoated, maligned, |
| 0:49.4 | defamed, that shamed, all of which has sent him spiraling into financial ruin and nobody gives a damn once again blaming brutal's financial ruin on me just call me toward to get to go |
| 1:00.4 | You're just one piece of the problem turtle toward a goat. She's a turtle and she's a |
| 1:07.8 | goat. Turtle I don't want to fight with you. I know we're both operating from a |
| 1:12.3 | place of sadness and anger and my turtle should be beside me and she's not. |
| 1:16.7 | I'm back in New York no longer with my swirley in a physical sense of course in a metaphysical and |
| 1:21.0 | spiritual sense we are always together. |
| 1:23.0 | Emotionally we're always side by side in you know in the other world but in the |
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