I'm just going to say it.

Tom Hiddleston's a baby back bitch.

Who is he again?

Clean sweet Pete.

Mazel Tov.

Talking about La La La Land?

We talk about La Land.

We always talking about La Land because all they could fucking talk about at the Golden Globes is La La Land because it was everyone's job who got up on that stage and held an envelope to at some point at the end of what they were saying, say, La Land.

Award shows are a lot more.

I guess enjoyable is a tough word because the last night show was boring.

But knowing the big winner and having seen the big winner is a much more fulfilling experience watching a show when it fucking takes home every award.

Like when like a couple of years ago and Les Miz took home everything, I didn't fucking see that movie.

I'm not going to correct you for me.

I'm going to correct you because people are going to correct me for not correct to you.

It's lame is a great way for somebody who hasn't seen that movie and has no interest in seeing that movie to pronounce the title.

It is Les Miz.

Les Mis.

Speaking of making shit up and just going with it, someone went after Fidelberg

because he said something about how Wonder Woman had an accent.

And he said, he was like, she shouldn't have an accent.

And someone tweeted at him saying, oh, she's not American.

And then I remembered at the time that you and I decided she

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