Whether thou art a ghost that have come from the earth, or a Phantom of night,

or have no honor, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul,

whatever thou be, until thou art from all the way, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arm, into a house enter thou not,

through all things, breakthrough, thou not. We are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life, you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps, peepers, robberts, and anabels, and happy thanksgiving to our American listeners.

Yay, gobble gobble turkey turkey. I'm Danny. Hey, Danny, I'm Lindsay. Hello, hello. I am, I'm pumped for today's show.

I'm feeling good. I don't want to jinx it. Okay. But I want a baby Ruth that I want to call my shot.

I think that I have some really good scary stories. Okay. We always think that they're going to press care of it today,

but especially I'm like, I'm feeling it extra. Feel a little sausage. I'm in a horror mood after watching some more horror movies.

I like it. Okay. I'm not watching more horror movies. And I'm still annoyed that you finished conjuring to, I said I would try again.

I was so much better without you, though. It was by myself in the basement in the dark.

I know everyone knows I snuck up on you. It was on social media. It's pretty funny.

We got a wicked bad magic Santa sweater in the store at badmagicmerch.com. It's another Sam Hamer original.

Those Sam same guy who did the when to go tea dark art and sweater form. It looks, yes, super cool.

It's really, really, very excited to have that for the holidays. And you have you went, you have two stories.

I know I've escalated on like two or three, but it's two. And I don't want to tell you anything

because my second story is a little bit of a surprise. I like that. Okay.

From I to we first head to Mexico City and we visit La Isla de las Muñecas.

I was practicing that so much before the joke. Muñecas. It's the island of the dolls.

Oh, shit. No thanks. Oh, it's so good. A small island with hundreds and hundreds of creepy old dolls hanging from trees,

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