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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

"LA Has Better Salads, New York Has Better Lighting" (w/ Guy Branum)

Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Cat and Pat are joined this week by special guest Guy Branum. They discuss pleasure, food, improv, and more.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel, you wish.

0:12.0

For a sign from above, well here's a podcast about boy sex fucking dating and love, seek treatment.

0:19.0

If you're boring as fun, seek treatment. If you're unlucky and love, seek treatment.

0:26.0

If you just can't take a hit, we'll seek treatment.

0:31.0

With cat and cat.

0:33.0

Hey, hey is for action, an exciting new species called horses.

0:39.0

And if you haven't heard about these things, check them out. They're really exciting.

0:42.0

They're taking the world by storm and they let you they let you bounce up and down on them.

0:47.0

And they're just a really talented young species known for running,

0:51.0

but also of course eating hay, which might not occur to you as a food,

0:54.0

but this exciting new species actually enjoys eating it.

0:57.0

And so it has totally reinvented hay and said, hey guys, this is food that can be eaten.

1:04.0

Hey is the new food.

1:06.0

Hey is a new food and it is of course for horses.

1:09.0

And my name is of course Cynthia Chelsea.

1:13.0

And my name is of course, of course, of course, of course,

1:17.0

Huston, David, Davidoon and David's in, especially David's in.

1:23.0

And this is seek treatment. This is a podcast this is the podcast about boys.

1:29.0

Sex.

1:46.0

I wish she would go back.

1:49.7

I have to say something, people are going to get mad at me,

1:51.4

but whatever.

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