LA Comic-Con 2017 Panel - The Dysfunctional Skywalker Family
Steele Wars : Star Wars Podcast
Steele Saunders
4.5 • 524 Ratings
🗓️ 15 November 2017
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Recorded live at the LA Comic-Con 2017
"STAR WARS DYSFUNCTIONAL SKYWALKER FAMILY"
Twins separated at birth, domestic abuse near a volcano, space divorce and child abandonment on desert planets... the root of all evil in the Star Wars universe is not the Dark Side, it's bad parenting!
This panel will look at the past and future of the Skywalker family as well as speculate about events in the upcoming Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi.
Join Star Wars fans and experts Chris Gore (Film Threat), Chelsea
Blackstone (YouTube's Figure Fights), Matt Keil, Anthony Ray Bench plus comedians Tommy Bechtold and Steele Saunders for a fun, yet serious look at how poor life choices in the Skywalker family led to a galaxy far, far away thrown into chaos...
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| 0:00.0 | This is the dysfunctional Skywalker family panel recorded live at LA Comic Con and hosted by film threats, Chris Gore. |
| 0:10.6 | It features occasional adult themes and course language. |
| 0:15.9 | So if you're around, sensitive ears, move along. |
| 0:18.6 | This is not the Steel Wars bonus episode you are looking for. However, |
| 0:26.4 | there are tons of family friendly clean episodes on the feed. Enjoy. Actually, we're going to start right now. |
| 0:41.9 | Welcome to Stan Lee's Los Angeles Comic-Con, 2017, formerly known as Stanley's |
| 0:51.1 | Kamikaze. |
| 0:52.1 | Welcome everybody. |
| 0:53.3 | Welcome to our discussion of Star Wars. |
| 0:57.5 | Because everyone here is a veteran of one war. We're all veterans of Star Wars. We all saw it at some |
| 1:04.7 | time in our youth. Perhaps we watched it in a theater. Perhaps we saw it on VHS in one of the many editions of the films that were released. |
| 1:14.2 | Maybe we saw it on VHS in the special editions, Laserdisc, DVD, Blu-ray. |
| 1:19.8 | Bless you. |
| 1:20.9 | Someone sneezed in the audience. |
| 1:22.9 | It happens. |
| 1:24.3 | So all of you here are fans. |
| 1:26.2 | We're all excited to see episode 8, The Last Jedi, |
| 1:31.3 | opening December 15th with the continuing adventures of Luke Skywalker. |
| 1:36.9 | Because when I was a kid, it all started as the adventures of Luke Skywalker. |
| 1:43.3 | And if you really want to make a deep cut, Luke Star Killer. |
| 1:45.9 | So there, look that one up, kids. |
| 1:48.2 | Look that one up, kids. |
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