Oh, it's all shit. It's all just dumb gay politics America's gotten kind of white

But we're not gonna let it go down like that because we got a dumb gay podcast a dumb gay political podcast

We probably don't have all the facts, but we got opinions and we'll probably backtrack that's why it's a dumb gay podcast

A dumb gay political podcast

Ooh, it's all shit, it's all shit

We gonna die? I don't know. I-I-I-you're extreme. I am extreme. It's all shit of the shit is bananas

B-A-A-A-A-A-S. This shit is trumpet, husk, T-R-U-M-P-A-N-S

What? I don't know. I don't even know

Hey everybody, welcome to dumb gay politics. I'm Julie and I'm Brandy and this is the podcast where we talk about the week in politics like we're talking about reality TV

It's August already. God. I mean, can you even? No. August 20 fucking 21. 2021. August

2021. Wow. Wow. Still in the pandemic. Oh, it's taking a- taking a- taking a turn. We're on the- we're in the variant pandemic now. Yeah. We're in the Greek alphabet. We're in the fraternity sorority pandemic. Oh yeah. We're in the- yep. We're in the alphabet. I mean, we're trying not to join. We're trying not to join. We're really trying to- they're- they're pushing us hard and rush. We're just- we don't think we're gonna get into the Greek system. No. I don't think so. I hope not. I actually kind of don't- you know what?

I was never in the Greek system. So- you're not gonna join now. I guess I won't join now. I mean, I just keep thinking maybe that's why they don't want me. I was a cap a cap a gamma. I know. And they seem to have skipped over gamma. Yeah. Yeah.

I went from gone from Delta to Lambda, but we're not sure. And Lambda, they should want me, but they don't. They should all want you.

Well, I mean, I'm making it very hard for them. We're not interested. We're not interested. We're not gonna join- we're not gonna join this time around.

You're not gonna find me. You're not gonna find me with no taste and no hearing and no eyes. It doesn't matter now because we're on a fucking cleanse.

Yeah. Where we aren't eating. We're on a juice fast. Yes. We are on a three day juice fast. And I have the most energy I have in so long.

And it's, we're on day two. We can think Julie Lang specifically because she sent us a bottle of boove. Yeah.

For our four year anniversary of our Patreon podcast, four years ago this week we did our very first Patreon.

When we started, we only did one podcast a week. Wow. And then two years in, we transitioned to two podcasts a week.

It feels like four. Yeah, sure does. Sure does. And Julie Lang sent us a bottle of boove, which sent us on a bender.

I mean, I'm not gonna say I didn't have fun on the bender. No, it was totally fun. Totally, totally fun.

Nothing like a bender kicking it off with boove. No, I mean, I mean, I mean, once you start with that, I mean, then that's the problem.

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