Kylie & Zooey Deschanel on New Girl Celeb Cameos, Cat Dad Partners & Worst Kid Eating Habits | Ep. 48

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

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Personal Journals, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Kylie’s back with a brand new episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Olipop! She kicks things off by explaining her favorite way to spend some “nobody needs me time” which leads us to a hilarious story about a new Wyatt “hack.” We then get into Places Kylie Has *Some* Business Being where Kylie reveals her strategic plan to dress like a dirtball most of the time so people are impressed when she puts on a blazer. Then, in “Doomscroll of the Week,” Kylie weighs in on the viral clip from The Other Podcast about couples arguing, commenting on why her husband was oddly quiet during that segment… She also reads some more comment section gold on a cooking video and shares some of the girls’ most ridiculous eating habits. Kylie also shouts out a barbershop called The Gifted Event for providing free haircuts for families with neurodivergent children. After that, Kylie talks about the only type of gift opening occasion she does approve of: White Elephants. She gets honest about doing a white elephant gift exchange each year with the Eagles wives and girlfriends. Kylie is then joined by actress Zooey Deschanel whom she absolutely loves because of her yearly “New Girl” binge. Kylie first asks Zooey about working on Elf, if her kids have seen the movie, being blonde in the role of Jovie and blending in with hair and makeup. Kylie and Zooey also talk about Zooey’s new holiday romcom “Merv” and what it was like to work with an adorable and trained set dog. Zooey and Kylie also get into what they love about holiday themed romantic comedies. Then, Kylie the New Girl superfan really comes out as she asks Zooey everything she’s wanted to know about her favorite show. They talk about their favorite episodes, the coolest celebrity guest starring moments and the funniest bloopers. Kylie and Zooey then play a hilarious game of New Girl Trivia: Superfan vs. the literal STAR of the show, where Zooey reveals even more insider facts. Lastly, Kylie finds a way to try and recruit Zooey to become a Philadelphia Eagles fan and teaches her the ways of the Birds. Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for even more exclusive clips from Kylie’s longer conversation with Zooey! . . . Support The Gifted Event Barbershop: https://thegiftedevent.com/ Purchase New NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the Show: Olipop: GET a FREE can of OLIPOP! Buy any 2 cans of OLIPOP in store, and we’ll pay you back for one! Shop at Walmart, Target, Whole Foods, and thousands of other retailers near you. Sign up at https://drinkolipop.com/NGL CVS: Download the app at https://CVS.com/app Amazon: Shop Amazon’s holiday deals now at https://Amazon.com Macy’s: Macy’s Friends and Family event is going on now where you can score 30% off best brands + 15% off beauty! Go to https://Macys.com today! Toyota: To learn more about the Toyota Sienna, please visit https://toyota.com/Sienna Bigelow: Take a moment just for you. Check out Kylie’s favorite teas at https://Bigelowtea.com/NGL Check out Zooey’s new holiday movie “Merv” out now on Prime Video https://www.primevideo.com/detail/Merv/0Q49X1W9LOQKCWLSOIJJ0RI2BG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Not going to lie, our elf Emmy Nemi has really been stepping it up this week.
0:05.3	She better cut that shit out because she's set in the bar a little too high and we like low expectations.
0:12.7	She even put paper ornaments hanging from the kitchen ceiling.
0:20.6	Mm-mm. Whatever.
0:23.9	Let's get this podcast started.
0:30.2	Welcome back to Not Gonna Lie Away Original.
0:32.4	Brought to you by Oli Pop, a new kind of soda.
0:35.0	I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey, aka that lady with four kids,
0:37.6	it's always warning you to stay away from her husband. That's accurate. I've watched all
0:43.4	seven seasons of New Girl at least eight times. That's not an exaggeration. And my version of
0:48.5	self-care is driving by myself into the city, playing the music that I want to hear and not getting screamed at for it
0:56.3	and picking up food that I specifically want to eat. To be quite honest, I do that. I drive into the
1:03.1	city to get good city food when, typically when I have a call because if it's a 30, if I know
1:10.1	it's going to be 30 minutes and I don't have to be
1:12.5	on video, you're probably getting my undivided attention when I'm driving my car.
1:18.9	Because I'm not a sitting duck in my house for my kids to be like, hey, mom, mom, hey mom,
1:25.1	mom, can you get down the big snack bin? Mom, can you get me something out of the drawer?
1:30.2	Mom, can you fill up my water bottle?
1:31.7	Mom.
1:32.4	Also, Wyatt recently figured out how to use the remote.
1:37.2	So I had to hide that on a higher shelf.
1:40.6	Because every time someone started talking, suddenly the volume on our living room TV was at 80.
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