Kylie on Wyatt Starting Kindergarten, First Moving In With Jason & Operation Barn Cat | Ep. 34

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

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Personal Journals, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Kylie's back with a brand new SOLO episode of Not Gonna Lie, presented by ZipRecruiter, kicking off back-to-school season and the start of the NFL! Real Ones, the Birds are officially BACK (!!!) so go grab your wooden spoons! In this week’s edition of “You Know What’s F**ked Up?” Kylie reacts to Wyatt starting kindergarten (2:57). She debates if she will cry after her first drop off or not, but realizes Wyatt has officially broken the Kelce legacy of getting kicked out of preschool like Jason and Travis. After that, Kylie goes all in on the 2025 Philadelphia Eagles in “Can I Be Honest?” before their first game against the Cowboys in the NFL Season opener. She gives her best “predictions” for game day traditions without being a jinx (5:57). Then Kylie answers some of your questions in “Ask Me Some Things” and finally gives an update on if Bennie has finally come around to Finn (13:39). Kylie gives her the next steps to getting a barn cat, plus breaks down how they would name it. And she admits how she hides her sweet treats from her toddlers. Kylie watches videos from her “Doomscroll of the Week” where she comments on the best possible rage bait for Cowboys fans (21:02). And even figures out a new way to redirect her kids when ‘mom’ is said too many times, so much that you just have to change your name. Even further, Kylie gets honest about sending kids back-to-school, and back-to-school shopping (28:03). Then she encourages all teachers to send in a video of their wishlists with the link to @nglwithkylie for a chance for their lists to be fulfilled, and even featured on the show (30:28). Finally, Kylie in back to school fashion does an “Animal Nerd Pop Quiz” to test her knowledge of all animal facts (40:59). She even realizes that Queen Emma has a favorite letter for the correct answer, and truly proves her animal intelligence. Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for more exclusive clips from Kylie’s conversation. . . . Download the full podcast here: Apple: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/not-gonna-lie-with-kylie-kelce/id1780888125 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0RgXbSGGmwpzAyeLHbDqUD?si=4585dab89c4f4c11&nd=1&dlsi=e178bf324b99403f Follow Not Gonna Lie on Social Media for all the best moments from the show: lnk.to/j61XD8 Purchase NGL Merch: www.nglkylie.com Support the Show: ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter to post your job FOR FREE at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/NGL 4 out of 5 employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate. Uber Eats: Uber Eats: Get up to 40% off back-to-school essentials. Order now, on Uber Eats. https://www.ubereats.com/ Perplexity: Download the app or ask Perplexity anything at https://www.perplexity.ai/! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Not going to lie, Benny asked me to wear these Santa glasses for the whole episode, but I can at least wear them for the cold open.
0:08.5	Ho, ho, ho. Let's get this podcast started.
0:15.7	Welcome to a very special back-to-school slash NFL kickoff episode of Not Gonna Lie. It's a Wave Original
0:22.7	brought to you by ZipRecruiter. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey, officially a mom of a kindergartner.
0:30.7	I'm still not sure if I'm okay with that. No. My toxic trait is trying to order one of everything. I want to try. I want to try it all. I do on almost every menu. I just want to try everything. One of everything. Just a little bite. And most importantly, Go Birds. That's right. We made it real ones. Tonight is NFL kickoff. And it's Birds versus Cowboys at the link. I love it.
0:58.1	I've said it before on game days, life is not happening. Eagles are happening. For right now,
1:04.5	all I'll say is, it's time to break out the spoons. Yeah, I did just do the rally horn with my voice.
1:13.2	Hold on. Hold on.
1:14.5	It'll be worth it, I promise.
1:21.3	Could Brad just add that in post?
1:23.0	Yes. Is it better off my phone?
1:27.9	Also, yes.
1:29.0	For anyone new to the show that has no idea what this means, it means that football season
1:33.9	is upon us and you can't be a jinx.
1:36.4	So you've got to knock on wood sometimes.
1:38.5	And sometimes the only wood you can find that's not fake wood around you.
1:44.8	You found out the hard way one day during a record that that desk is not real wood.
1:49.5	When you hear knocking, it's it's because I have to.
1:58.3	Fuck, that's not real wood.
2:00.3	So, might have to knock on her today.
2:03.5	Coming up on today's Back to School slash NFL kickoff special, you're going to get my
2:08.2	second ever solo episode.
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