Kylie on WORST Things To Say To Women, Uncle Trav's Otters & Baby Scouting Report w/ Mina Kimes | Ep. 58

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

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Personal Journals, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Kylie’s back for another episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Yasso! Kylie kicks off the show by talking about her latest birthday girl, Ellie, and the exact cake she requested for her 5th birthday (1:02). We then get an update on the otter Kylie and the girls adopted from the Philly Zoo on behalf of Uncle Trav (2:44). Then, in the latest edition of “You Know What’s F*cked Up?” Kylie tackles the social phenomenon that is people assuming a woman is pregnant if she simply declines an alcoholic beverage! Or even worse, making that comment to someone’s face (4:21)! Perhaps we can all agree to NOT do that going forward? Kylie goes off on reasons to change that practice and what to do instead. Let us know in the comments how you’ve responded to such personal inquiries in your own life! In Doomscroll of the Week, Kylie reacts to a TikTok about the ceremonial way in which one family said goodbye to pacifiers for good and shares a ridiculous story of how they kicked the habit with Wyatt that involved both getting and losing a pet fish… (10:31) Kylie also shares another Hall of Fame worthy TikTok comment section on a video of man who can’t find the ketchup in his fridge. After that, Kylie is joined by Emmy-winning NFL analyst for ESPN, Mina Kimes (19:49)! Kylie and Mina talk about being coworkers with Jason and if anything Jason has done on Monday Night Football surprises her at this point (20:36). Kylie also revisits the viral quote from Taylor’s appearance on The Other Podcast and how Mina used it to make an incredible ode to women in sports media (23:48). In honor of Women’s History Month and Mina’s incredible ability to drunk on internet trolls, Kylie brings back everyone’s favorite segment: F*&k Around & Find Out. They react to some of Mina’s all-time best clapbacks and Mina shares why occasionally she doesn’t mind letting some people “find out" (25:53). As a Birds fan, Kylie also asks Mina for her take on the Eagles next season, who they should Draft and of course, why Dallas is in for yet another terrible season (32:23). And since we’re still fresh off the NFL Combine, Kylie asks Mina what her best and worst event would be in a hypothetical parenting Combine (36:15). They also get into how important it’s been to have complementary parenting styles alongside their spouses. Kylie also asks Mina about motherhood, including the amazing scouting report she put out about her son when he was only 7 months old, her best skills as a parent, and the funniest, most overly honest things your toddler has said to you (49:04). Lastly, Kylie shares how much it means as a mother to four girls to have someone like Mina paving the way and setting such a great example (55:33). Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for even more exclusive clips from Kylie’s longer conversation with Mina! . . . Purchase NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: Yasso: Find Yasso at grocery stores nationwide and go to https://www.yasso.com/ngl to get $2.00 off your Yasso purchase DoorDash: When life happens, get a little order delivered with DoorDash. Visit https://www.doordash.com today Liquid IV: Tear. Pour. Live More. Go to https://www.liquidiv.com and get 20% off your first order with code NGL at checkout. Intuit TurboTax: Visit https://www.turbotax.com to get matched with a dedicated expert today YouTube TV: Stop settling for meh TV, you’ve got nothing to lose. You can try it for free and cancel anytime! Go to https://www.youtube.com/ngl to start your free trial now. New users only, terms apply. Device and content restrictions apply. CVS: Download the CVS app at https://www.CVS.com/app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Not gonna lie, when Benny thinks I'm going too fast in the car, she tells me.
0:05.0	And when I tell her, I'm not going too fast, she says, oh, you're going the speed lemon?
0:12.0	She means speed limit.
0:15.0	Sometimes she says lemon speed.
0:17.0	That takes me a little longer to get to the final destination. So let's get this podcast
0:23.2	started. Welcome back to Not Gonna Lie, a Wave Original, brought to you by Yasso, ridiculously
0:32.5	better. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. I'm tuning in to the Paralympics because you should be too.
0:39.2	Let's cheer on Team USA.
0:41.2	I'm still learning how to say, can I pet your dog in Italian?
0:44.8	I did ask while I was there using Google Translate if it's appropriate to ask Italians to pet their dogs.
0:53.1	I was not discouraged.
0:55.0	And I'm the mother of another birthday girl.
0:57.9	That's right.
0:58.3	This week, Elliot, Ray Kelsey, turns a whole hand.
1:05.3	That's so sad.
1:06.7	That's so sad.
1:08.6	It's also today, the day that we're recording, it's March 3rd. It is Ellie's fifth birthday. There were some presents on the table today. She got a chair that she can sit inside of. Don't ask questions. That's ridiculous. She likes to be cuddled. and the chair is now a backup.
1:29.3	She did pick her cake.
1:32.0	She shares a birthday with my dad and I do think that she picked the cake based on my dad,
1:38.2	which is so Ellie-coded.
1:41.1	She wants a chocolate cake with Bugs Bunny holding a carrot on top of it. And Bugs Bunny is one of
1:48.4	my dad's favorite characters. And they haven't talked about it in quite some time, but that's
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