Kylie on Kids Table Hot Takes, Sweatpants on Thanksgiving & Jason's Fried Turkey Incident | Ep. 46

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

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Personal Journals, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Kylie’s back with her first-ever Thanksgiving Special episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Amazon! And congratulations Real Ones, we somehow convinced her to do another solo episode!!! Kylie kicks things off by sharing why Thanksgiving is her favorite holiday and also reacts to being listed as the No. 2 top new show of 2025 (4:15), second only to Good Hang with Amy Poehler, a place we’ll GLADLY accept. She also gives The Other Podcast a shout out for their spot on the charts! Then, in the latest edition of “You Know What’s F*cked Up?” Kylie goes on an all-time rant about the disrespect for Thanksgiving in this country (6:10)! She is firmly against Christmas taking away from Thanksgiving’s shine too early and let us know how the holidays are celebrated in the Kelce house. And it’s actually a “You Know What’s F*cked Up?” double feature because Kylie also gives us an incredible rant about wearing “hard pants” on holidays in your own home. After that, Kylie gives us her newest list of Dos & Don’ts around the holiday, highlighting her takes on kids tables (11:20), what her kids WILL eat, turkey trots and rooting for the Chiefs – NOT the Cowboys (12:26). She then answers a few “Ask Me *Some* Things” questions from the Real Ones about all things Thanksgiving, including who cooks and carves the turkey (20:35), what her first Thanksgiving with Jason was like and plays a game of “F*ck, Marry, Kill” Thanksgiving dinner edition (24:44). Kylie then gets to “Doomscroll of the Week” where she highlights one of the funniest comment sections on a baking video that literally brings her to tears (28:30). She also shouts out the bakers in her own family. Also, Kylie gives us her thoughts on the phenomenon that is “cuffing season" (33:52). Kylie also answers a few more Real One questions about the run time of the episodes when you listen on 2x speed, the origins of Queen Emma (41:30) and her thoughts on gender neutral names for her girls (44:17). Kylie then ends the special episode on a Thanksgiving Pop Culture Pop Quiz prepared by Queen Emma… (45:47) Make sure you tune into More Sh*t Monday on the Not Gonna Lie YouTube channel for even more exclusive clips from Kylie’s solo Thanksgiving special! And while you’re there, stick around until TUESDAY because FAFO Ep. 2 drops at 9am ET on 12/2! You won’t want to miss it! Happy Thanksgiving Real Ones! We are thankful for YOU! . . . Purchase NGL Merch: www.nglkylie.com Support the Show: Amazon: Shop Amazon’s Black Friday Week deals now at https://Amazon.com WhatsApp: For the best group chat experiences like The Chat, it’s time for WhatsApp!ZipRecruiter: Try ZipRecruiter for free at https://ZipRecruiter.com/NGL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Not gonna lie, you might hear a lot of sounds in the background in today's episode. I'm trying to
0:04.9	train a studio dog to be a studio dog and not quite nailing it yet. Let's get this podcast started.
0:17.0	Welcome to our first ever Thanksgiving special episode of Not Gonna Lie, a wave original brought to by Amazon.
0:23.1	I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. The best Thanksgiving food is green bean casserole, period. Not up for discussion.
0:30.1	Everybody knows that. Go chiefs. Fuck the Cowboys. And the best Thanksgiving episode of Friends is definitely, I think it's Rachel,
0:40.9	Rachel's trifle. I think it is. I feel like a close second is when Joey wears the Santa
0:45.7	maternity pants. Anyway, happy Thanksgiving, real ones, or at least happy Tuesday before Thanksgiving.
0:51.3	And remember, you're really going to want to your turkey.
0:56.2	You can blur that again. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. I love it because it has nothing to do with
1:01.9	gifts. It has to do with the things that you are thankful for in your life. And you get good ass food
1:10.4	and some green bean casserole.
1:12.1	And to be clear, there have been times specifically when I was pregnant where I made green bean
1:16.4	casserole outside of a holiday.
1:19.4	But really the only two holidays where it's acceptable to make green bean casserole is Thanksgiving
1:24.5	and Christmas.
1:25.8	And outside of that, when the fuck are you making
1:27.8	green meat casserole? I've consistently said that Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday
1:31.8	since I was maybe in middle school. Like, I've been tuned in on this for a long time.
1:40.3	But like, you know, I'm only 24, so middle school wasn't that long ago.
1:45.4	You got it.
1:46.9	Okay.
1:47.4	Coming up on today's Thanksgiving special, you're getting the solo episode you all asked for.
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