Kylie SOLO on Why She Doesn't Wear Bikinis Anymore, Ellie Covered In Butt Paste & Beating Jason at Golf | Ep. 69

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

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Personal Journals, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Kylie’s back for her SOLO Summertime Spectacular episode of Not Gonna Lie brought to you by Pull Ups! She kicks things off by reacting to her latest Jeopardy! namedrop and refusing to watch Love Island with Queen Emma (1:50). In a brand new edition of “You Know What’s F*cked Up?” Kylie goes off on the feeling of putting on a bathing suit postpartum and how challenging that can be for anyone who has had children (4:21). Kylie talks about the types of bathing suits she prefers now and reveals a very specific insecurity about her bellybutton. Then, Kylie talks about her and Jason’s charity golf tournament and where they ended up placing (9:32). She also answers a bunch of questions from the Real Ones about summer camp for the girls, Bennie eating food covered in sand and Jason’s best and worst habits around the house (21:50). Kylie also gets to a stacked doomscroll of the week featuring the best TikTok about fad diets and “skinny culture” ever (29:57). She reacts to a toddler’s fantastic dancing (33:45), pregnant women who are over everyone’s comments (35:54) and a little girl who managed to cover herself in vaseline (39:02). Kylie does a part two of “Ask Me *Some* Things” featuring questions about how the girls feel about fame, marriage ultimatums and if the Kelce girls have nicknames for each other (42:09). Also on behalf of parents everywhere welcoming their teens home from school full time this summer, Kylie takes a crash course on Gen Alpha slang because WTF is mogging (50:02)?! You can find even more clips from Kylie’s longer solo episode recording on our YouTube channel on More Sh*t Monday. . . . Purchase Brand New NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: Pull-Ups: Buy new Pull-Ups with Learning Layer now, designed to help kids learn wet from dry! https://pullups.com DoorDash: When life gets crazy, DoorDash helps bring some order to it. Order Now. https://www.doordash.com/ CVS: Go to https://www.CVS.com/app to learn more and download the app now. Allstate: Check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You’re in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary. Subject to terms, conditions, & availability. Allstate North American Ins. Co. & affiliates: Northbrook, IL. Peloton: Let yourself run, lift, fail, try and go. Explore the new Peloton Cross Training Tread+ at https://onepeloton.com Apple Pay: Apple Pay makes it simple. Shop Apple Pay. Terms apply. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Who was it that was covered in butt paste?
0:02.0	Who was it?
0:03.0	I don't want to watch Love Island?
0:05.0	My belly button?
0:06.0	Have you ever seen the lip of a rhinoceros?
0:09.0	I have so many pictures of shit in my phone.
0:13.0	It's not even funny.
0:14.0	Tirds.
0:15.0	My favorite habit of Jason's is that when he walks past me,
0:18.0	typically he does feel a need to touch my butt.
0:23.8	Not gonna lie, this is our 69th episode.
0:28.6	And I'm not mature enough to let that go by without acknowledging it.
0:30.9	Let's get this podcast started.
0:44.0	Welcome, Real Ones, to a very summary, very unhinged, and most importantly, very solo episode of Not Gonna Lie.
1:12.4	A Wave Original brought to you by pull-ups. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite summer job growing up was... I love when I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. My favorite summer job growing up was, I love when I do this and I don't think of one ahead of time, but I just raw dog it. I was a lifeguard, a lifeguard. I was more of like a pool attendant, but occasionally when there was not a lifeguard on duty, I would have to also double as a lifeguard.
1:19.0	And so I did, I think, one training on how to tow someone who was unconscious out of the water.
1:24.1	But I don't, and I was CPR certified.
1:31.5	But besides that, good luck. I've never seen an episode of Love Island,
1:36.9	but Queen Emma is determined to change that and she's not going to. Who has enough time for that?
1:43.0	Love Island USA premieres tonight. Queen Emma wants to know if we should order some bunk cakes and a tomato pie and binge that shit.
1:44.9	No, we shouldn't. No, because I'm busy doing a lot of other things.
1:51.9	I'm not. Six days a week. That's dumb. I don't mean that in a disrespectful way. I just mean like that's crazy.
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