Kylie on “Cowboy Jason” Thirst Trap, Why She Won’t Allow Sleepovers & Bennie Starting School | Ep. 64

Not Gonna Lie with Kylie Kelce

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Personal Journals, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 9.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2026

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Kylie’s back with a special SOLOOOOO EPISODEEEE of NGL brought to you by Lululemon! She starts things off by revealing the unique way she and Jason celebrated their 8 year anniversary (1:33) and reacts to the news that NGL just won ‘Podcast of the Year’ at the Webby Awards (5:28)! Kylie also surprises the Real Ones with the new FAFO reveal… set your alerts for THIS TUESDAY (3:54). After that, Kylie has to give everyone a stern reminder about her husband after the latest “Cowboy Jason” thirst trap photo dropped from Lane and Kelsey Johnson’s wedding (6:47). Kylie also shares how Bennie’s first day of preschool went… spoiler alert: she didn’t even turn around to say goodbye (9:56)! Then, Kylie talks about how f*%ked up women’s clothing sizes are and the importance of not caring about the tag in your clothes (13:53). She also reacts to a TikTok about a horrific New York dating story filled with some of the worst red flags she’s ever heard (18:56). Kylie then answers some of the Real Ones most burning questions for her like: where does she stand on kid sleepovers (31:37), how is Jason with doing the girls’ hair (40:30), what’s the best wedding gift she’s ever received and what one should do with a gifted Dallas Cowboys t-shirt (36:24). You can find even more clips from Kylie’s longer episode taping on our YouTube channel on More Sh*t Monday. . . . Purchase Brand New NGL Merch: https://www.nglkylie.com Support the show: Lululemon: Limited color runs drop every Tuesday! You don't wanna wait. If it's not for you, lululemon offers free returns, no risk. Check out new styles at https://www.lululemon.com Toyota: Learn more at https://Toyota.com/Sienna Amazon Pets: Amazon Pet Days are back! From May 11th through 15th, customers will find deals on pet food and treats, toys, apparel, healthcare products, grooming supplies, and so much more. Visit https://amazon.com/pets to learn more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wave.
0:02.0	Not gonna lie, puppy kisses are great.
0:07.0	Until you've watched them eat their own poop.
0:10.0	Yeah.
0:12.0	Yuck. Let's get this podcast started.
0:16.0	Welcome back to a very special springtime episode.
0:25.6	My microphone is swinging away because it's like, I don't want you to do that.
0:32.3	I don't want you to do a solo episode.
0:33.7	You need to be quiet.
0:35.8	Stop talking into a microphone. Welcome back to a very special
0:40.2	springtime solo episode. I'm not going to lie. A we've original brought to you by Lulu
0:48.4	Lemon. I'm your host, Kylie Kelsey. I haven't been to a movie theater and, oh, no, 12, no, it has to be shorter than that,
0:59.3	because I went with Jason when we were dating. Let's say nine years. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not taking
1:08.0	my kids in movie theater yet because I don't want to be that disrespectful
1:12.5	to the other people in the movie theater.
1:14.4	With the 23rd overall pick in the 2026 NFL draft,
1:18.4	I predict the Eagles will select
1:20.0	someone I'm going to cheer for.
1:25.6	And Jason and I finally got to celebrate our eighth wedding anniversary.
1:30.6	A few days late. And that's okay because it was worth it. Last week, he told me that I needed to
1:37.8	block off some time this Sunday. He gave me no other information, which is, you guessed it, terrifying. And so it turns out it was
1:48.4	worth the weight. We went and did pots. We made pots. We did pottery. We threw on a pottery wheel,
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